QUOTES

[Alpha]

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

Sarcasm is cool.^

[Alpha]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
-Anger Management

[Alpha]

Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

if you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”

Oh my god that’s so hilarious, i was in such awe of how funny it was, i forgot to laugh.

You: oh my gosh have you been here all the while?
Me: no…i just returned from a trip to mars….wanna accompany me next time?

I thought i had seen the pinnacle of stupid…. then i met you.

Sure I’ll help you out……the same way you came in.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Oh, don’t worry, you’re not alone. I’m sure if I were as round as you, people would use me just for kicks too.

Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

Tell me .. is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Mom: You cant have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

 

[iluvme]

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[Star xD]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnvi97akM1qfcxpeo1_500.jpg

^ SO TRUE.
I believe in that.

[Romeesa-Chan]

“There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow-creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort.”
— Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre

[Star xD]

Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such. <3
-Henry Miller

[Romeesa-Chan]

(Y)

[O.T.13.]

how can you "just be yourself"
when you don't know who you are? - Tuomas Holopainen

[Romeesa-Chan]

A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

- Leo Buscaglia


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I miss my friends so much. I wish I could relive moments of my past all over again.

[Star xD]

how can you "just be yourself"
when you don't know who you are? - Tuomas Holopainen

More than true ^

Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
Irene Peter

[Romeesa-Chan]

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Alpha]

"When it’s time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Sometimes we are limited more by attitude than by opportunities."
–Anonymous

There are 3 types of people in the world:those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder'what happend'?


"Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from what you can do."
-John Wooden

"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice that which we are for what we could become."
-Charles DuBois

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
-The Dalai Lama

[***exam***]

Smile and the world will Smile back at you 

[Romeesa-Chan]

“?Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you allows your soul room to grow. Never expect to outgrow loneliness. Never hope to find people who will understand you, someone to fill that space. An intelligent, sensitive person is the exception, the very great exception. If you expect to find people who will understand you, you will grow murderous with disappointment. The best you’ll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way."

— Janet Fitch