TO BE OR NOT TO BE!! -thats my quote... history made it famous, but actually I invented a time machine, went back in time and said that. Shakespeare picked up on it, shook his spear at me and all his guards captured me kicking and struggling. Then, to protect the secret of these magical words, Shaky thought on ways to get me out of his way. He obviously couldn't simply kill me, that was obviously as unromantic as crap, so he sent in the most beautiful and intelligent woman into captivity wimme. Then, after a time, when a bond had formed, he took her out and threatened her life thusly: "Begone, you cur, or your pretty wench wehere will suffer the consequences of the actions that thou wouldst take!! (talking to self)Oh, I'm a literary genius, a vocational killer, a vocabular shark. *back at me* BEGONE NOW!!" .
So obviously, with a heavy heart, I came back in time here in this moment. The only problem was that I arrived in the jungles of Africa. So I had to leave the contraption behind and made it out barely alive. That's part of the reason I've been absent from SF for so long. And even right now, my machine rots over there, home to a family of local foxes and some exotic birds. A few snakes live in the foundations probably... And this is my story, every word of it I swear not to call true. You may judge it for its falsity or truth, I care not....