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Offline reisha

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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1530 on: December 21, 2009, 06:27:46 pm »
Quote from: Z.J.110 on December 21, 2009, 11:13:07 am
"I love you. It's not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It's not a box that holds you in. I love you. It's not a standard you have to bear. I love you. It's not a sacrifice I make. I love you. It's not a pedestal you are frozen upon. I love you. It's not an expectation of perfection. I love you. It's not my life's whole purpose (or your's). I love you. It's not to make you change. I love you. It's not even to make you love me. I love you. It's as pure and simple as that." ~ Anonymous
wow this one is really nice! suits my situation perfectly! :( :'( :'(
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1531 on: December 24, 2009, 05:20:06 pm »
By All means: GET MARRIED!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
« Last Edit: December 24, 2009, 05:22:27 pm by O.T.13. »
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1532 on: December 24, 2009, 06:03:49 pm »
*Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas*

that is soo naat true...as we say it here...

aik maard ki kamayabi main aurat ka haath hai..:P

which means..a mans success is due to a woman..:P

not very accurate but yea..:P
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1533 on: December 24, 2009, 06:31:11 pm »
Quote from: Tumble Bug on December 24, 2009, 06:03:49 pm
*Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas*

that is soo naat true...as we say it here...

aik maard ki kamayabi main aurat ka haath hai..:P

which means..a mans success is due to a woman..:P

not very accurate but yea..:P


sure sure :P
thats what a pakistani woman said not a man :P
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1534 on: December 25, 2009, 07:01:02 am »
Quote from: O.T.13. on December 24, 2009, 06:31:11 pm
sure sure :P
thats what a pakistani woman said not a man :P

paleeeseeeeeee!!!!!

thats JUST a saying!!! :P
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1535 on: December 25, 2009, 07:07:38 am »
Quote from: O.T.13. on December 24, 2009, 05:20:06 pm
By All means: GET MARRIED!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


That's a nice pick!  :D :D :D


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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1536 on: December 25, 2009, 07:08:53 am »
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside ...

So,

try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

  :D

~Anonymous
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1537 on: December 25, 2009, 10:02:22 am »
Quote from: ~Alpha on December 25, 2009, 07:08:53 am
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside ...

So,

try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

  :D

~Anonymous

Go ahead, ladies first  ::)
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1538 on: December 25, 2009, 10:48:38 am »
Quote from: O.T.13. on December 25, 2009, 10:02:22 am
Go ahead, ladies first  ::)

The lady will give you the honour... ;D
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1539 on: December 25, 2009, 12:53:24 pm »
Quote from: ~Alpha on December 25, 2009, 10:48:38 am
The lady will give you the honour... ;D

be careful for what you ask for, it might just come true  ::)
*evil laugh*
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1540 on: December 25, 2009, 01:14:20 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on December 25, 2009, 12:53:24 pm
be careful for what you ask for, it might just come true  ::)
*evil laugh*


Ahem.... I take back my words.  :P :P
Fine, you win this time.  :D
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1541 on: December 25, 2009, 07:01:50 pm »
Quote from: ~Alpha on December 25, 2009, 01:14:20 pm

Ahem.... I take back my words.  :P :P
Fine, you win this time.  :D

finally, one of my goals in life is fulfilled  :D
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1542 on: December 27, 2009, 11:22:52 am »
Quote from: O.T.13. on December 25, 2009, 07:01:50 pm
finally, one of my goals in life is fulfilled  :D

So, now you can die peacefully?
Great, shall we bid you "Farewell"?  :P :D
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1543 on: December 27, 2009, 03:01:25 pm »
Interesting topic... Didn't notice it at all.

I'm a big fan of quotes.

I like this one, for now:

"Success is a lousy teacher. It pursues smart people into believing that they can't lose" - By Bill Gates.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 03:16:38 pm by $tyli$h Executive »
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Re: QUOTES
« Reply #1544 on: December 28, 2009, 02:09:03 am »
We all love quotes here... :)

I like the ones below:

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
~Anonymous


Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
~Anonymous


I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
~Stephen Bishop
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