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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4110 on: July 20, 2009, 12:19:32 pm »
Correct
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4111 on: July 20, 2009, 12:19:50 pm »
He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, one painful in everyday matter.
Do you know what 2 words I must be?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4112 on: July 20, 2009, 12:20:30 pm »
That's hard let me think

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4113 on: July 20, 2009, 12:22:22 pm »
sure tyt :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4114 on: July 20, 2009, 12:22:32 pm »
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4115 on: July 20, 2009, 12:24:08 pm »
He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, one painful in everyday matter.
Do you know what 2 words I must be?

Heartache for the love thing? and headache for the daily matters? Not sure =S

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4116 on: July 20, 2009, 12:25:59 pm »
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4117 on: July 20, 2009, 12:26:38 pm »
Correct
U're good in it MashAllah=] ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4118 on: July 20, 2009, 12:29:11 pm »
Not always, the arabic ones i'm awful don't know why =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4119 on: July 20, 2009, 12:41:01 pm »
lool=]
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4120 on: July 21, 2009, 01:47:15 pm »
Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4121 on: July 24, 2009, 06:43:08 pm »
hey!!

lol

i posted here  8) 8) 8) ;D 8) 8)  :P :P

mony i miisss yew :(  :-* :-*
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4122 on: July 25, 2009, 06:33:49 pm »
There was a Packers fan with a really lame seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4123 on: July 31, 2009, 01:10:44 pm »
lol...nice 1 zara

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4124 on: August 01, 2009, 11:00:13 pm »