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Offline reishamix

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1155 on: June 01, 2009, 08:18:42 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

no, no,

the moral, is that women are men's slaves  :P

and thats it !! full stop  :P

ahahahha.. dude.. if thats how yall men interpret it.. simply shows ur level of maturity??? ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.... gosh .. make me =] laugh .. (incase yall dont even get what im saying as ur average intellect in interpreting basic things in life is like wow .. um trying to call yall stupid .. here .. =]

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q80 ..
if i wer in ur place .. i wud hv keeeld er!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1156 on: June 01, 2009, 08:20:02 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

woow someone is getting very angry , "ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall" <-- lol ?

nawwws man.. stating common sense..
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1157 on: June 01, 2009, 08:20:42 pm »
lmao i was refering to the use of ur words, like pathetic :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1158 on: June 01, 2009, 08:22:18 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

no, no,

the moral, is that women are men's slaves  :P

and thats it !! full stop  :P

ahahahha.. dude.. if thats how yall men interpret it.. simply shows ur level of maturity??? ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.... gosh .. make me =] laugh .. (incase yall dont even get what im saying as ur average intellect in interpreting basic things in life is like wow .. um trying to call yall stupid .. here .. =]

ooooooooooooooooooo
q80 ..
if i wer in ur place .. i wud hv keeeld er!!

lol,

kill her ??

naah, i dont blame her, cause as every one knows, girls talk alot, and dont even understand what theyr'e saying  :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1159 on: June 01, 2009, 08:22:56 pm »
@ abdul rahman haha .. yeah so those are the word ya need to use if men like yall think like that .. =]
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 08:25:08 pm by crypsanity »
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1160 on: June 01, 2009, 08:23:36 pm »
aaaaanywayz guyz.... ;D
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1161 on: June 01, 2009, 08:23:49 pm »
WOHOOOOOOOOOO!!CUM ON GIRLS LETS BEAT THE STUPID GUYS!!LOL!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1162 on: June 01, 2009, 08:24:27 pm »
the difference between men & women

Eating Out:

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money:
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

well, who's better?
u decide :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1163 on: June 01, 2009, 08:25:09 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

no, no,

the moral, is that women are men's slaves  :P

and thats it !! full stop  :P

ahahahha.. dude.. if thats how yall men interpret it.. simply shows ur level of maturity??? ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.... gosh .. make me =] laugh .. (incase yall dont even get what im saying as ur average intellect in interpreting basic things in life is like wow .. um trying to call yall stupid .. here .. =]

ooooooooooooooooooo
q80 ..
if i wer in ur place .. i wud hv keeeld er!!

lol,

kill her ??

naah, i dont blame her, cause as every one knows, girls talk alot, and dont even understand what theyr'e saying  :P

yes yes q80
urls talk a lot
no wonder
u hav 1400+ posts
and she has round 100??

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1164 on: June 01, 2009, 08:26:16 pm »
wooot fight fight fight fight :D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1165 on: June 01, 2009, 08:26:23 pm »
SLAP Q80 ON DA FACE PEOPLE!! WAY TO GO RESHIA!! ;)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1166 on: June 01, 2009, 08:26:56 pm »
hahahahh...!!!
wow ... u guyz are a laugh n a half :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1167 on: June 01, 2009, 08:27:19 pm »
looool

i wasnt talking much  :P

it was either helping u guys or posting jokes here

and were'nt u on our side a minute ago ?? :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1168 on: June 01, 2009, 08:28:11 pm »
Heyyyy .... who -repped me ?
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1169 on: June 01, 2009, 08:28:38 pm »
ok ill +rep u!!