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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1140 on: June 01, 2009, 07:50:26 pm »
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1141 on: June 01, 2009, 07:52:10 pm »
lol women where did u all go, it was getting fun :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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« Reply #1142 on: June 01, 2009, 07:53:25 pm »
hehe.... :D
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1143 on: June 01, 2009, 07:57:20 pm »
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. Because they want to.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

tsk, tsk, what were u thinking ??!!

A. Money

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1144 on: June 01, 2009, 07:58:06 pm »
haha a heater in a bathroom just burst, FLOOD FLOOD ! ^_^
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1145 on: June 01, 2009, 07:58:46 pm »
and lol @ yousefs joke XD
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1146 on: June 01, 2009, 08:00:19 pm »
Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1147 on: June 01, 2009, 08:04:41 pm »
lolllll....!!!
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1148 on: June 01, 2009, 08:06:25 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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« Reply #1149 on: June 01, 2009, 08:08:02 pm »
lol...!
I like it crypsanity  ;)
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1150 on: June 01, 2009, 08:08:16 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

no, no,

the moral, is that women are men's slaves  :P

and thats it !! full stop  :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1151 on: June 01, 2009, 08:09:56 pm »
I'm bak ppl :)


The Real Defnition of words wen usd By women (no offense to all the ladies here ;)

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.  

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.  

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.  

 Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.  

 Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)  

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)  

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1152 on: June 01, 2009, 08:10:14 pm »
oh cum on man.... dont tell me thts how ur gonna treat ur wife :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1153 on: June 01, 2009, 08:11:10 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

woow someone is getting very angry , "ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall" <-- lol ?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1154 on: June 01, 2009, 08:17:22 pm »
@ Q80's sexist joke .. umm ... the moral aint that men dont listen to woman nagging .. the moral is how much of ungrateful drones are you pathetic men .. die yall.. you couldnt even get you "fat" bottom up to get a friggin bottle of beer? ahahahaha.. you couldnt even live a day without woman doing ur work .. lmao .. idiots ..

no, no,

the moral, is that women are men's slaves  :P

and thats it !! full stop  :P

ahahahha.. dude.. if thats how yall men interpret it.. simply shows ur level of maturity??? ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.... gosh .. make me =] laugh .. (incase yall dont even get what im saying as ur average intellect in interpreting basic things in life is like wow .. um trying to call yall stupid .. here .. =]
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]