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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #855 on: May 30, 2009, 10:23:57 pm »
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #856 on: May 30, 2009, 10:26:00 pm »
scavengers? gosh lame! ahaha ..
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #857 on: May 30, 2009, 10:26:28 pm »
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

uhhh .. cow??

or a skunk??

dunno man

CRYPS!!
its not unfair!!
ppl wud noe if they wer into this stuff!!
its a ridl .. =P

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #858 on: May 30, 2009, 10:28:37 pm »
nops!! wanna try again?? or u give up?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #859 on: May 30, 2009, 10:29:44 pm »
nops!! wanna try again?? or u give up?

uhh .... memories .. lol
i giv up!!

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #860 on: May 30, 2009, 10:31:44 pm »
lol ok!! its a ::) Bacon.!!

lol!! do u have any to post??

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #861 on: May 30, 2009, 10:32:34 pm »
lol ok!! its a ::) Bacon.!!

lol!! do u have any to post??

haha
iv nevr smells bacon ,,,
unfairr!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #862 on: May 30, 2009, 10:33:19 pm »
pork??
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #863 on: May 30, 2009, 10:33:34 pm »
One day astarmathsandphysics, being ambitious and bossy,decided to call all the members of studentforums.biz to a conference in london to discuss haw to kick thestudentroom.co.uk all over the internet.

S0 they all turned up at 42 Churchbury Road, London, all 4500 or so and squeezed into the living room. The members told him about all the bad things that been going on, the cheating and hacking, and pointing out the culprits. This mad astarmathsandphysics angry. He banned sir fixalot and rfi and panther.....who then starting pointing out alll the wrong things everyone else had done, the copyright violations - many bans resulting - and the ridiculuing of ex President Bush and Prime Minister Blair....

Finally and much much later, there were only 6 people left in the living room at 42 churchbury road.

And who are you, asked the boss?

We're the admin, they replied.

Ooh! Shifty looking group! replied astarmathsandphysics
« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 10:45:13 pm by astarmathsandphysics »

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #864 on: May 30, 2009, 10:36:24 pm »
hey... i got one too

its like ten n ten isnt twenty ....n wen u add fifty it becomes eleven wat could it b :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #865 on: May 30, 2009, 10:38:18 pm »
@ astarmathsandphysics .. ahahahahahahaha ... lol
There is simply more to life than being cool .. =]

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #866 on: May 30, 2009, 10:39:57 pm »
One day astarmathsandphysics, being ambitious and bossy,decided to call all the members of studentforums.biz to a conference in london to discuss haw to kick thestudentroom.co.uk all over the internet.

S0 they all turned up at 42 Churchbury Road, London, all 4500 or so and squeezed into the living room. The members told him about all the bead thing that been going on, the cheating and hacking, and pointing out the culprits. This mad astarmathsandphysics angry. He banned sir fixalot and rfi and panther.....who then starting pointing out alll the wrong things everyone else had done, the copyright violations - many bans resulting - and the ridicluing of ex President Bush and Prime Minister Blair....

Finally and much much later, there were only 6 people left in the living room at 42 churchbury road.

And who are you, asked the boss?

We're the admin, they replied.

Ooh! Shifty looking group! replied astarmathsandphysics

hahahahahaha!! wat a nice story!! haha!! poor rfi and panther they always get banned!! and i think Sir Fixalot became famous!! haha!!

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #867 on: May 30, 2009, 10:42:39 pm »
hey... i got one too

its like ten n ten isnt twenty ....n wen u add fifty it becomes eleven wat could it b :)

hmmm -39?? lol!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #868 on: May 30, 2009, 10:46:37 pm »
lol n wats this -39 supposed to b :P .... c'mon think its very very common thing everyone knows abt it!!
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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #869 on: May 30, 2009, 10:47:52 pm »
hmmmm ok give hints...