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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5145 on: June 07, 2010, 07:59:41 am »
He leaves at night ,first door.....is it..dats wat i wud do
its also possible 4 da floor 2 b hot..so i wud hve 2 wear smething..mayb dragon skin
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5146 on: June 07, 2010, 08:03:17 am »
hey, how come my thread has just one reply? :(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5147 on: June 07, 2010, 08:06:39 am »
He leaves at night ,first door.....is it..dats wat i wud do

Correct.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5148 on: June 07, 2010, 08:07:47 am »
Correct.
You win a -rep as a present from me!  >:D >:D
okay..i'll +rep you!  ;) Keep posting.
hey wht bout my answer i think its rite 2
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5149 on: June 07, 2010, 08:09:53 am »
this is going out of control..ppl r going +Rep crazy >:D

@kratos, isnt revenge sweet
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5150 on: June 07, 2010, 08:11:04 am »
hey, how come my thread has just one reply? :(

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! People were NOT posting much in this thread now after you dumping it in the bin and me coming back here it gets alive  :P

Meh..I will post in ur dead thread though but you need to +rep me first :P jk :P  i will post there  ::)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5151 on: June 07, 2010, 08:12:16 am »
no, the answer 2 is wrong.
The floor can't be hot.  :)

One more..easy!
There was a poor women, and the only food she had for her eleven children was six potatoes.
How did she make sure that each child had an equal share?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5152 on: June 07, 2010, 08:14:00 am »
this is going out of control..ppl r going +Rep crazy >:D

@kratos, isnt revenge sweet

Your reputation power went up by 2 ....13 to 15!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5153 on: June 07, 2010, 08:14:13 am »
no, the answer 2 is wrong.
The floor can't be hot.  :)

One more..easy!
There was a poor women, and the only food she had for her eleven children was six potatoes.
How did she make sure that each child had an equal share?
she cut the six potatoes in half gave the halfs to her children and ate the remaining half
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5154 on: June 07, 2010, 08:14:45 am »
What da heck kinda revenge is this? >:( >:(

This is unfair!!!!!! >:( >:(  I mean she's going to +rep people for just answering simple riddles :P and the + rep boosts rep by 5 points!!!!! She's cheating!!!! Everybody's gonna come over here for that +rep. >:(

AAARRRGGGH!!! >:(  UNFAIR!!!!! >:( >:(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5155 on: June 07, 2010, 08:18:00 am »
What da heck kinda revenge is this? >:( >:(

This is unfair!!!!!! >:( >:(  I mean she's going to +rep people for just answering simple riddles :P and the + rep boosts rep by 5 points!!!!! She's cheating!!!! Everybody's gonna come over here for that +rep. >:(

AAARRRGGGH!!! >:(  UNFAIR!!!!! >:( >:(
:P :P

*sticks tongue out*
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5156 on: June 07, 2010, 08:19:29 am »
she cut the six potatoes in half gave the halfs to her children and ate the remaining half

wrong, she has to give them every bit of the food.



And +rep is not compulsory.
It's up to the question asker to give +rep.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5157 on: June 07, 2010, 08:19:54 am »
:P :P

*sticks tongue out*
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AARRRGGGHHH!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


I WANT BLOOOD!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5158 on: June 07, 2010, 08:23:33 am »

AARRRGGGHHH!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


I WANT BLOOOD!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

*Jumps around from happiness*
 
 :P :P This is what you get from messing with the cat lady. :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5159 on: June 07, 2010, 08:26:01 am »
*Jumps around from happiness*
 
 :P :P This is what you get from messing with the cat lady. :P



Arrrrgghhh!!! MUAHAHAHAAAA >:D >:D I have an idea. ::)

I am going to deep fry some street cats and send them to you!!!!! >:D >:D >:D
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