JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Nobody]

Solve this one also :

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know that his companion was smiling?

they were standing in a way that one is facing other?

[Meticulous]

What word doesn't belong in this group?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat

what?

[Monica]

Both of you are correct!

I need to post more difficult riddles! 

Gimme few mins!

[Nobody]

You knew it from before!

Now I should've never given u 5 points!  You cheater! You shouldve said 'i knew it from before please don't give a +rep because I don't deserve it, I need to solve a riddle first' 

You will have to answer all the coming 3 ones of else I will -rep you  jk 

Here is one for KG1  :

What word doesn't belong in this group?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat

yeh.."what"

because the number of words are

4-3-4-3-3-3-3-4
so,  ^ is odd.

[Meticulous]

Solve this one also :

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know that his companion was smiling?

What if theyre facing each other? Like looking at each other, face to face. and each monitoring his area?

[Meticulous]

yeh.."what"

because the number of words are

4-3-4-3-3-3-3-4
so,  ^ is odd.

no dude! what is pronounced in a different way! Thats all!

[Nobody]

no dude! what is pronounced in a different way! Thats all!

oh!...I didn't try saying it! 
but what is said is a valid reason too.

[Meticulous]

oh!...I didn't try saying it! 
but what is said is a valid reason too.

Yes it is!

[Monica]

LOL @nobdy..it was an easy riddle no need to think a lot about it  

here is one!

I can give hints if you want :

The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?

[theone]

LOL @nobdy..it was an easy riddle no need to think a lot about it  

here is one!

I can give hints if you want :

The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?

im guessing bread

[Nobody]

LOL @nobdy..it was an easy riddle no need to think a lot about it  

here is one!

I can give hints if you want :

The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?

I know it but won't post it. It would be cheating.  Hint:wine

[Meticulous]

LOL @nobdy..it was an easy riddle no need to think a lot about it  

here is one!

I can give hints if you want :

The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?

The only thing we eat and foot treas on them--> grapes in making wine! right?

[Nobody]

The only thing we eat and foot treas on them--> grapes in making wine! right?

Correct 

[Monica]

AF wins again!!!

Yes grapes!

Okay another :

I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous. And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous. What am I?

[DrEvil]

I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous. And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous. What am I?

That was an easy one. The answer is Vacuum Cleaner.