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Q80BOY

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #90 on: May 27, 2009, 03:24:39 pm »
yo mama's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza she has to eat out side  :P
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« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2009, 03:25:26 pm »
yo mama's so stupid, when ur father said it's chilli outside, she ran out with a plate  :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #92 on: May 27, 2009, 03:25:57 pm »
yo mama's so fat, ur in her right now  :P
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« Reply #93 on: May 27, 2009, 03:26:36 pm »
yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone  :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #94 on: May 27, 2009, 03:27:15 pm »
yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise  :P
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« Reply #95 on: May 27, 2009, 03:27:22 pm »
hahhaa.....glad u liked them guys..and Thanks for who +repped me :D

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« Reply #96 on: May 27, 2009, 03:28:22 pm »
yo mama's so old, she breast feeds powdered milk  :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2009, 03:29:59 pm »
Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.
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« Reply #98 on: May 27, 2009, 03:30:31 pm »
yo mama's so stupid, she came into this thread and didnt even smile  :P
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« Reply #99 on: May 27, 2009, 03:30:42 pm »
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: ''You let me go, I'll let you pass, you let me go, I'll let you pass...''
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« Reply #100 on: May 27, 2009, 03:31:03 pm »
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand.


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i love this one. hahahahhahaha
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2009, 03:31:15 pm »
The one about the fridge was so funny. Are the websites slow
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« Reply #102 on: May 27, 2009, 03:31:58 pm »
Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''




hahahahahahahha
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Q80BOY

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #103 on: May 27, 2009, 03:32:17 pm »
@ astar: ya. they're kinda slow
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« Reply #104 on: May 27, 2009, 03:32:57 pm »
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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