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Offline sanity_master

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #705 on: May 30, 2009, 02:10:27 pm »
meat......

oh god, u already posted it!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #706 on: May 30, 2009, 02:11:47 pm »
He weighs meat >:(

people!! ill search for tougher ones!!!!!!!!


ok +rep Q80boy!!
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Offline Locke Lamora

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #707 on: May 30, 2009, 02:12:29 pm »
hello guys!! m back!

 nd i dint have time to read all those pages so im here at the last page.....

happy 2 see you all so happy!!

was off studyin, y'all betr go study 2, cuz the chem xam is day after 2moro, nd if i go offline suddenly it means the battery in the laptop has run out :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #708 on: May 30, 2009, 02:13:01 pm »
Thanks  :)

ok heres one,

whats the word that starts with und and ends with und (used alot in london)
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Offline ZeroZero82

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #709 on: May 30, 2009, 02:14:23 pm »
"and" (in british accent) ? :P
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Q80BOY

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #710 on: May 30, 2009, 02:15:01 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 30, 2009, 02:14:23 pm
"and" (in british accent) ? :P

lol, nope
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #711 on: May 30, 2009, 02:20:01 pm »
under pund  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #712 on: May 30, 2009, 02:20:22 pm »
underground (metro) ?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #713 on: May 30, 2009, 02:22:12 pm »
Quote from: Omertios on May 30, 2009, 02:20:22 pm
underground (metro) ?

we have a winner !!  ;D

ur prize:

a beach house in the Maldives, u can pick up the keys from the nearest real estate agent (terms and conditions apply)

thanks  :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #714 on: May 30, 2009, 02:27:16 pm »
YAY!
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Offline ZeroZero82

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #715 on: May 30, 2009, 02:31:52 pm »
guys did you try the new Barbican!? :P 8)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #716 on: May 30, 2009, 02:33:05 pm »
nope,

how was it?
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Offline ZeroZero82

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #717 on: May 30, 2009, 02:34:42 pm »
Its good! It's like the the normal barbican, but stronger. 8)
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Offline saiki

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #718 on: May 30, 2009, 02:59:53 pm »
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #719 on: May 30, 2009, 03:02:41 pm »
River
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