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$tyli$h Executive:
FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL?
Three men died and stood in front of God.
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?"
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"
$tyli$h Executive:
Another one (CENSORED to remove "dirty" parts :P ):
CHANGES IN MARRIAGE
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your b**bs any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.
Monica:
--- Quote from: $tyli$h Executive on July 09, 2010, 05:07:37 pm ---
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a funny one but the there are some dirty parts. :P
Monica:
--- Quote from: $tyli$h Executive on July 09, 2010, 05:09:49 pm ---FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL?
Three men died and stood in front of God.
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?"
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"
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ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! looooooooool! That made me laugh! loooool. :D :P
$tyli$h Executive:
--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 09, 2010, 05:11:20 pm ---HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a funny one but the there are some dirty parts. :P
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Okay, modified! ;)
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