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dodi23:
--- Quote from: the golden girl on June 09, 2010, 01:40:49 pm ---man that's so hilarious ...it's soo funy :D :D
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By the way its a true story!!
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on June 09, 2010, 01:41:51 pm ---By the way its a true story!!
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wallah:D ....man i don't kno what would i have done if i was her :D :D :D LMAO *lost in my own imagination :P*
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on June 09, 2010, 01:41:11 pm ---Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.
Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?
A. So men can understand them.
Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.
Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.
Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.
Q. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six pack.
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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lol..this is cool too .....one day inshAllah i'll share too 8)
dodi23:
loooool :D :D
inshallah id like 2 c ur jokes =P
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on June 09, 2010, 01:45:42 pm ---loooool :D :D
inshallah id like 2 c ur jokes =P
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hehe they'll be clean for sure ::) ..lol..anyways gtg pray .cya
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