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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #510 on: May 29, 2009, 09:24:21 pm »
eh i tried :D and i googled it too when i gave up :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #511 on: May 29, 2009, 09:24:26 pm »
i guess mine is correct

i understood it now

it is something related to writing.........

i said that,"that 'that(word)' that(which) that man wrote should have been underline"


right????

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #512 on: May 29, 2009, 09:25:37 pm »
LOL!! maybe i actually dont understand it!! ;D

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« Reply #513 on: May 29, 2009, 09:25:50 pm »
YAY MEE!!!!


<3 GOOGLE :P


lol, the solution for every riddle = GOOGLE :P

sry for cheating ppl , but i was dying to know the answer not to win it (jk :D lol)>>>jk, sry again

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« Reply #514 on: May 29, 2009, 09:26:19 pm »
hmmmm....no wonder!!!!
congrats google!!!
lollzzzz

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #515 on: May 29, 2009, 09:27:16 pm »
haha this was the first topic in google :P

Okay, enough subscribers to the Brainpower Newsletter have contacted me about the riddle of the "thats," that I am going to do my best to explain the answer more fully. First, here is the riddle and the answer:

Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence?

I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined

The Answer To The Riddle

I said that,"that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."

The Controversy Of The Riddle

Some of you tell me that "that" can only be used four times in a row correctly. Others just want an explanation. Here's my best shot:

Let's start with some of the definitions of the word "that" in my dictionary:

(As a pronoun)

1. The one designated or implied. "What kind of soup is that?"

2. Used as the subject or object of a relative clause, esp. one defining or restricting the antecedent, sometimes replaceable by who, whom, or which: the horse that he bought.

(As a conjunction)

3. Used to introduce a subordinate clause. "I doubt that you are right."

In addition to these definitions it is possible to use any word as a noun when referring to the word itself in quotation marks: The third "that" is used in this way, as it is in this sentence as well. So to analyze the sentence now:

I said that(1),"that(2) 'that'(3) that(4) that(5) man wrote should have been underlined."

(1)The first "that" is used according to the second definition, as a conjunction. It introduces the quote. Strictly speaking it isn't necessary, but in English it is allowed. For example, either of the following two sentences are correct:

1. I said, "I don't want to do any more riddles."

2. I said that, "I don't want to do any more riddles."

(2) The second "that" follows the first pronoun definition: "The one designated or implied."

(3) The one it designates is the third "that," which has quotation marks since it references itself (it is used as a noun). This is easier to understand if you imagine another word, like "letter" in its place: I said that, "That letter that..." - except that it was not a letter written, but the word "that."

(4) The fourth "that" is used according to the second definition. This is easier to understand if you replace it with "which": I said that "that 'that' which that man wrote..."

(5) The fifth "that" refers to the man, again using the first definition: "The one designated or implied."

Clearer? Perhaps not. However, does the following sentence make sense?

I said that, "that word which that man wrote should have been underlined."

 
Now just replace "which" with "that," and it still makes sense, right?

I said that, "that word that that man wrote should have been underlined."

And finally, replace "word" with "that," and it is clear that the speaker is referring to a specific incidence of the word "that," in whatever the man wrote, and that the speaker thinks (for some reason) that the word should be underlined.

I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."

And that is all that I have to say about that riddle and that "that" or any other "that" that comes along. Which "that?" Never mind that.

When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #516 on: May 29, 2009, 09:27:42 pm »
i kinda understood it actually before i googled it but i made no sense to me at first......

any1 needs explanation??

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #517 on: May 29, 2009, 09:28:16 pm »
the answer and the explanation for it is there ya abdo :D :P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #518 on: May 29, 2009, 09:28:45 pm »
haha!! +rep google everyone!! lol!!

here is another one!!

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #519 on: May 29, 2009, 09:29:03 pm »
yep, do i need to say more :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #520 on: May 29, 2009, 09:29:28 pm »
dont look in google!! >:(

lol!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #521 on: May 29, 2009, 09:30:26 pm »
a lamp ?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #522 on: May 29, 2009, 09:30:56 pm »
or a plant?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

zara

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #523 on: May 29, 2009, 09:32:21 pm »
haha!! +rep google everyone!! lol!!

here is another one!!

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
What am I?
rain??

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #524 on: May 29, 2009, 09:32:43 pm »