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mohit1234:
Hey Lord Kratos
awesome jokes!!
hahahaha ;D :D ;D
anyways i hve some good jokes on my site also
if u want ill pm them 2 u
keep up the great work!!
SGVaibhav:
i want someone to make a new thread, which only has jokes and no comments.
A polished jokes thread :D
immortal:
A cricket Joke!
No wides
Later on in the same match a lot of wides were being bowled, but it was obvious that the umpire didn't know that anything was wrong.
After a particularly wide delivery, the exasperated batsman said, 'Surely that was a wide!'
The umpire nodded sagely. 'Arr,' he said, 'I don t think I ever saw one wider!'
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Here's another :P This one is as funny as hell 8)
But its only for those who are 13 and above :P All the kiddies get out of here!!! :P
Tarzan ::)
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
“What's that?” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “What the hell did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees first!”
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
another one- but its gay!! :P :P
Three men have horrible habits they need to quit. One day they find a lamp and the genie inside tells them that he will do them a favor. He curses them so that the next time they indulge in their habits they will die.
The first man was an alcoholic, the next was a smoker and the third was a homosexual. The first week the alcoholic can't take it anymore and he walks into a bar for a whiskey sour. He drops dead on the spot.
The smoker and the homosexual were walking together on the street when someone drops a smoldering cigarette. The smoker considers it carefully. The gay guy turns and says, "Man, if you bend over to pick that up we are both dead!"
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