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guMnam:
--- Quote from: Lord Kratos on May 30, 2010, 05:22:56 pm ---U don't agree? ??? Why ?
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she is too dumb too get it.. :P no offence
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
everybody's bored huh? :(
no worries to fear, when lord kratos is here!!!! :P :P
a drunk man having a bit to much to drink and got up and said ''all laywers are assholes''
another man accross the bar says '' i resent that''
the first man then said'' why are you a laywer?''
the second man replied'' no im an a**hole''
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
another ;)
A man was sitting in a bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a big scary biker walks up to him and takes his drink and drinks it.
The first man looks up at him and starts crying. the biker says ''oh i was only joking .I'll by you a new drink, i just can't stand to see someone cry''.
Then the fist man replied '' no its not that. Its just i've been having the worst day ever. First i was late for work so i got fired then my car broke down then when i got home i caught my wife cheating on me and when i think of ending it all you drink my poison!!!!!"
Monica:
I am not silly or dumb. You are not being clear here.
And no, you can't change or stop that.
Saladin:
--- Quote from: Lord Kratos on May 30, 2010, 05:35:04 pm ---another ;)
A man was sitting in a bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a big scary biker walks up to him and takes his drink and drinks it.
The first man looks up at him and starts crying. the biker says ''oh i was only joking .I'll by you a new drink, i just can't stand to see someone cry''.
Then the fist man replied '' no its not that. Its just i've been having the worst day ever. First i was late for work so i got fired then my car broke down then when i got home i caught my wife cheating on me and when i think of ending it all you drink my poison!!!!!"
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Man, that was not funny....
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