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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 30, 2010, 05:35:33 pm ---I am not silly or dumb. You are not being clear here.
And no, you can't change or stop that.
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WHy not? ??? I thought it was ;)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
Kim:
--- Quote from: Lord Kratos on May 30, 2010, 05:40:03 pm ---A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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hahaha dude funny :D
Monica:
Hey kratos..r u bored? ::)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on May 30, 2010, 05:43:31 pm ---Hey kratos..r u bored? ::)
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Nope ::)
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