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Vin:
LOL !! awesome !! :D :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
awesome joke NOBODY ;D
NOBODY IS coooooooool !!!!!! :P
ksitna:
greattt :D
Nobody:
Men are Priceless!
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'
Nobody:
Thank you....ONE more!
Did you see me rob the bank?
A man burst into a crowded bank, ordered everyone into a corner, and then got his bag filled with packets of money.
But instead of running out, he approached the crowd of terrified customers. He picked out one and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
"No sir, I sure didn't," the man replied -- "But my wife did."
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