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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Disclaimer: The following joke is not for kids!!!!! :P U have already been warned!!!! :P
Polio,measles and smallpox....... :P
A man and woman just got married and were spending their first night together. They were both starting to undress and the man took his shoes and socks off first.
The woman looked at his toes all red and curled in and asked, “What happened to your toes?”
So he answered, “I suffered from a childhood disease called Tolio.”
Woman: Don’t you mean Polio?
Man: No, Tolio only affects the toes.
Then they continue undressing and he takes his pants off and she notices that his knees are real ugly and crooked so she asks him what happened.
Man: I also suffered from Kneasles.
Woman: Don’t you mean Measles?
Man: No, Kneasles. It only affects the knees.
So finally he takes his underwear off and the wife takes one look and seems disappointed.
Man: I CAN EXPLAIN!!!
Woman: Don’t tell me…
… You also had smallcox?
:P :P :P :P :P
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 20, 2010, 04:52:29 pm --- Disclaimer: The following joke is not for kids!!!!! :P U have been already warned!!!! :P
Polio,measles and smallpox....... :P
A man and woman just got married and were spending their first night together. They were both starting to undress and the man took his shoes and socks off first.
The woman looked at his toes all red and curled in and asked, “What happened to your toes?”
So he answered, “I suffered from a childhood disease called Tolio.”
Woman: Don’t you mean Polio?
Man: No, Tolio only affects the toes.
Then they continue undressing and he takes his pants off and she notices that his knees are real ugly and crooked so she asks him what happened.
Man: I also suffered from Kneasles.
Woman: Don’t you mean Measles?
Man: No, Kneasles. It only affects the knees.
So finally he takes his underwear off and the wife takes one look and seems disappointed.
Man: I CAN EXPLAIN!!!
Woman: Don’t tell me…
… You also had smallcox?
:P :P :P :P :P
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hahahahahahahahaahahaha....hahahahahahahaha...
where do u get jokes like these from??
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
simple , I have a huge database of 10 million jokes .
I just take these jokes from the database!! :P
just kidding
I use google!!!
dodi23:
LMAOOOOOOOOOO...THTS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Nobody:
Husband installation
A woman writes to the Technical support person!
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5..0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no available.
What can I do?
Signed,
XYZ Woman
***********************************************
DEAR XYZ Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: i thought you loved me and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly, You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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