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Nobody:
Cold water cleaning
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean"?
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, " I told you those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore".
Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, get out of the way"!
nid404:
LOOOOOOOOOOL :D :D :D :D :P
Baladya:
SHIIIIIITTTTTT xD ;D OMG xD looooool
By the way my dad told me the Nobody thing and m still getting lost in the end ;D
Baladya:
--- Quote from: nid404 on May 18, 2010, 06:38:32 am ---I love you sig Baladya :D
@lord kratos- No comments ::)
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Hey nid, ur not gonna be like that when Mony or Astar comes and kicks me :( :-\ HEHEHHEHE ;D ;D ;D Am i the only one not feeling safe !! xD :D ;D
nid404:
--- Quote from: Baladya on May 18, 2010, 07:37:05 am ---Hey nid, ur not gonna be like that when Mony or Astar comes and kicks me :( :-\ HEHEHHEHE ;D ;D ;D Am i the only one not feeling safe !! xD :D ;D
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Naahh....I'm user friendly ;D :P :P
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