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Baladya:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 17, 2010, 09:05:00 pm --- THE HIPPIE AND THE NUN :P
DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR KIDS...... READ AT UR OWN COST>>>>> ;)
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"
The nun agrees but asks if they can have "backward sex" (i replaced the word because it sounded more offending-backward means through the back part!! ::)) in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"
--- End quote ---
WOW................ No comment xD ;D ;D :D ;D :D Lol man no one commented on this joke xD hehheehh
OWNED xD
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
thanks baladya , nice sig.. ;D
Nobody:
A simple puzzle can you solve it
IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD..
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
WHAT IS IT ?
A POSTBOX
Nobody:
okay..this one!
The story of everybody
This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
nid404:
I love you sig Baladya :D
@lord kratos- No comments ::)
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