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Kim:
Joke #1:
There was this one boy who was on someone’s doorstep on his tiptoes trying to reach the doorbell. A man sees the boy struggling and goes up to the boy.
“Would you like me to ring the doorbell for you?” asked the man
“Yes please,” the boy replied.
The man reached up and rang the doorbell and smiled at the boy. “Now what?” he asked.
“I don’t know about you sir,” said the boy, “but I’m gonna run like heck!”
Joke #2:
So there was this third grade teacher who was trying to get her students enthusiastic about the picture day.
“Remember to bring $5 and wear a nice outfit. In future years, you’ll love looking at these pictures. You’ll be able to say, “Hey! That’s Jessica! She became a nurse!” or That’s Robbie! He became a movie star!”
A student from the back of the class pitched in.
“And that’s the teacher! She’s dead!”
ksitna:
nicee :)
k id better post some jokes :)
right so a horse walk sinto the bar
and the guy next to him says " why the long face?"
:)
Kim:
Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs?
A: What a crazy, mixed up kid.
Kim:
ok heres a riddle see if any of you can solve it
A PLANE CRASH AT THE BORDER OF TWO COUNTRIES.WHERE WOULD THE SURVIVORS BE BURIED?
haris94:
nowhere
they're survivors :D
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