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[Spy]:
A Guy was sitting in a sky bar ( a bar at the last floor in a sky scraper) so he's drinking his cup and another guy comes and sits beside him
the guy that was here previously tells the new guy "go jump out of the window and you'll see how you'll just shoot back in"

he goes like haha shutup its impossible

so the guy tells him look ill prove it for you, look, so he jumps and he suddenly shoots back in :o
so the guy tells him do it agaain!! he does it and he shoots back in again!!!

so new guy gets convinced and runnsss and jumppsss, and doesnt come back but falls and dies, so that man sits back and finishes his cup, the bartender says "superman your an a*shol** when your drunk :P"

haris94:
TEACHER-STUDENT JOKES  :P

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
STUDENT : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
STUDENT: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : JOE, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
JOE: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher

Kim:
haha lol

hilarious

Kim:


Two muffins were sitting in the oven

One turns to the other and says, “Wow it’s hot in here!”

The other muffins says, “Woah! A talking muffin!!!”

Kim:
some stupid question


If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered as a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone would clean them?

How is it possible to have a “civil war?”

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the other swimmers drown too?

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