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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4335 on: November 10, 2009, 03:49:18 am »
kk!!
chil maro!!

why does the gardener cut grass???
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4336 on: November 10, 2009, 03:54:36 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 10, 2009, 03:49:18 am
kk!!
chil maro!!

why does the gardener cut grass???


Because the baker bakes cakes, and cause all mothers keep shouting!  :D :D :D  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4337 on: November 10, 2009, 09:53:51 am »
naa..!!
the ans is very tough!!


cause till date even i could not find it!! :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4338 on: November 10, 2009, 12:24:07 pm »
Heyzz Alpha..wasssssup?!  :D

and LOOOOOOOOOOOL shrey..ur postign a riddle u dont know its answer! hahaha  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4339 on: November 10, 2009, 12:26:25 pm »
Hellooooo Shoshou.....


I am down, EXAMS ARE UP !!  ;)  :D :D :D :D


How about you?


Yea... Shrey needs just to forget the riddle as well now!!  :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4340 on: November 10, 2009, 12:32:42 pm »
hahaha...which exams? A-levels? or IGCSE?

I only took physics this Nov session o-level...and like this i am done with my o-levels...got to do 2 A-level subjects ishallah this year  :D

and how come u dont post in chit-chat?! i only see u posting in Humour...come and post there..u will have fun  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4341 on: November 10, 2009, 12:38:19 pm »
Hehehe...No, still O-Levels.  :)

I am on the Economics side...



Good Luck for your 2 A Levels then  :)!

Work well for them...

Thank You for the invitation, but I have an Add Maths paper tomorrow... Gotta go prepare for that now... Surely, when my exams are over, i will.  ;)

See you soon...

Take Care  :)

~Salaam...


Hehehe, by the way, the chatroom looks like a cemetry....only visited by ghosts! Maybe most prefer the Chit-Chat corner.  Have a Great Time.  :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4342 on: November 10, 2009, 12:50:07 pm »
Ohhh...well good luck...the curve is always low...As and A*s will always be there inshallah  :P

Yes go study dont waste ur time in Chit-chat now...u will get addicted if u did  :D

Thx..will work well inshallah and yes i know..no one visits the chatroom much..we do when we staff have a meeting or sumthin...

Salams..Take care =)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4343 on: November 10, 2009, 03:18:36 pm »
Ackkk

i seriously hope the curv is LOooowww
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4344 on: November 10, 2009, 04:21:30 pm »
pls!!
let this be for jokes only!!
do not change the topic!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4345 on: November 11, 2009, 05:48:27 pm »
If its only for jokes..it will die...

thats why we have talks here.. :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4346 on: November 12, 2009, 06:18:44 am »
ohh great!!!
here i am wid a great joke!!!

WIFE: 'What would
you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being
married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married
again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'

HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great
house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our
bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my
car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost
new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with
hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to
do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my
jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her
own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'

HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence -

HUSBAND: '....sh*t.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4347 on: November 12, 2009, 12:12:34 pm »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 12, 2009, 06:18:44 am
ohh great!!!
here i am wid a great joke!!!

WIFE: 'What would
you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being
married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married
again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'

HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great
house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our
bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my
car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost
new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with
hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to
do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my
jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her
own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'

HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence -

HUSBAND: '....sh*t.



 :D :D :D :D Ah yea!! Nice one here...  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4348 on: November 12, 2009, 12:17:58 pm »
lol...relly cool one shrey
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4349 on: November 12, 2009, 02:31:15 pm »
got it as mail!! :P
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