Author Topic: JOKES AND Riddles!!  (Read 369454 times)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #375 on: May 28, 2009, 09:31:08 pm »
lol!!ok!!

soooo wats up abdo?? lol!!

ya forgot to mention good luck for ur Geo tom!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #376 on: May 28, 2009, 09:33:26 pm »
Nothing, its 11.30 and i have to wake up at 7.30 tmr, geo exam:/
i hate waking up in the morning for school, thats the thing i hate most lol, and now i have to go because i have struck my 500th post :D, i wonder if i become a geek or stay the same lol, we are about to find out :D

so byebye moni, ill be back in an hr or so :P and will prob study chem -.-

EDIT> WooT, the 500 looks nice :D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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« Reply #377 on: May 28, 2009, 09:35:25 pm »
no u will be a geek after 100 posts more!!lol!!

but congrats anyway!!

i gtg too!! ill come back tom lol!!

byezzzz!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #378 on: May 28, 2009, 09:37:13 pm »
nope imma geek :D and i broke me 500 :/
have a nice day for the last fo its 30 mins :P
and have a nice weekend if u can :)
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #379 on: May 28, 2009, 09:37:46 pm »
hey guyz... wotup ...?
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #380 on: May 28, 2009, 09:38:32 pm »
ROXY!! HAHAHAHA!!

u come when we r about to leave!! haha!!

nuthin much u??


haha roxy check out the difference between both our posts!! sharply 100!!
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Monica

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« Reply #381 on: May 28, 2009, 09:45:44 pm »
hey rox?? r u there???

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #382 on: May 28, 2009, 09:50:02 pm »
ok den gtg!!

Roxy dont miss my party for da 600th post tom inshallah!!(the party will be on this thread)

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« Reply #383 on: May 28, 2009, 09:50:55 pm »
lol yeah I am... my stoooopid Internet Explorer isnt wrkin properly it taes ageeeeees for me to reply
sorrrry


lol. I know.. if I had been on like I was be4 then I wud have 800 posts by now :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #384 on: May 28, 2009, 10:13:14 pm »
now real riddle
a girl has ten match boxes
each has ten matches
each match weights 1g
except one box which has matches each weighin' 2g
she has a balance to be used only once (as in she can place the matches once AND THATS IT)
question: how would she knw which box has the 2g match stick?
+5 rep for the genius who knws the answer ;D :D
have fun ;)
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #385 on: May 28, 2009, 10:34:20 pm »
now real riddle
a girl has ten match boxes
each has ten matches
each match weights 1g
except one box which has matches each weighin' 2g
she has a balance to be used only once (as in she can place the matches once AND THATS IT)
question: how would she knw which box has the 2g match stick?
+5 rep for the genius who knws the answer ;D :D
have fun ;)


Im good with riddles but this one caught me up!!
Can't solve it but would like to know the answer after everyone trying ofcourse!
If i fall along the way pick me up and dust me off...and if i get too tired to make it..be my breath so i can walk!!

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« Reply #386 on: May 28, 2009, 10:50:52 pm »
kk .. she can hold them one by one in her hand .. she will probably kno which 1 is double the weight of the others and then make sure by weighing it with the balance  ;)
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« Reply #387 on: May 28, 2009, 11:00:06 pm »
ig girl : gud luk tryin'...
twilight: nope dats nt it...ntin' wid her hands  :)
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« Reply #388 on: May 28, 2009, 11:12:45 pm »
then wut ??? count them?
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« Reply #389 on: May 28, 2009, 11:18:23 pm »
ig girl : gud luk tryin'...
twilight: nope dats nt it...ntin' wid her hands  :)


I cant think anymore ;D
If i fall along the way pick me up and dust me off...and if i get too tired to make it..be my breath so i can walk!!