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Offline MR.BooMBastiC

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3480 on: July 04, 2009, 12:07:44 am »
ok that was rudeeee...me not likin the way u speak  >:(

ok fine dont post..khalas..i dont need anything from u  :'( :'( :'(

me also dont like da way u speak!!! :-[ :( :( :(

OK..KHALAS!!!

MA3'ASALAMA

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3481 on: July 04, 2009, 12:11:31 am »
ok i was tellin u the truth..lol...

Boom u r really really weird..I CANT UNDERSTAND U AT ALL.................................................

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3482 on: July 04, 2009, 06:00:34 am »
*awkward* LALALALALALA WHAT SONG WAS THAT!!! WOW LOOK FLYING BROCCOLI!!!! OOOPS SORRY IRAN OVER YOUR DOG!!! SORRY IRAQ OVER YOUR CAT!!!!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3483 on: July 04, 2009, 03:00:07 pm »
*awkward* LALALALALALA WHAT SONG WAS THAT!!! WOW LOOK FLYING BROCCOLI!!!! OOOPS SORRY IRAN OVER YOUR DOG!!! SORRY IRAQ OVER YOUR CAT!!!!!!

hahaha..u know..ur a very nice person..u always post in this thread  :D Thx mate  :D :D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3484 on: July 04, 2009, 07:05:33 pm »
 JOKE HEA PEEPS!!!  NJOY..LOLL

                                                                                                                                       
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3485 on: July 04, 2009, 07:08:30 pm »
zara.. lol thiz is repeated :)  ::) ::) ::) ::)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3486 on: July 04, 2009, 07:09:22 pm »
zara.. lol thiz is repeated :)  ::) ::) ::) ::)
realli??!!

well i didnt knew...neways..imma post mor if i find ne... ;D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3487 on: July 04, 2009, 07:11:00 pm »
zara.. lol thiz is repeated :)  ::) ::) ::) ::)
realli??!!

well i didnt knew...neways..imma post mor if i find ne... ;D


lol..
ya..

okie :D
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3488 on: July 04, 2009, 07:29:28 pm »
I will post riddles now..ok??!!

easy and very nice ones  :D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3489 on: July 04, 2009, 07:30:18 pm »
okie :)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3490 on: July 04, 2009, 07:36:44 pm »
ok here is an easy riddle:

I have three letters, and I read the same forward and backwards. I rhyme with a word that is important to everyone. What word am I?

zara

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3491 on: July 04, 2009, 07:37:19 pm »
ok here is an easy riddle:

I have three letters, and I read the same forward and backwards. I rhyme with a word that is important to everyone. What word am I?

eye

zara

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3492 on: July 04, 2009, 07:37:41 pm »
lol...its repeated By the way

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3493 on: July 04, 2009, 07:40:38 pm »
haha..U GOT IT RIGHT!! i know it is..but i guess u werent there when i posted it... anyway here is another one..bit difficult...

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

zara

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3494 on: July 04, 2009, 07:41:58 pm »
haha..U GOT IT RIGHT!! i know it is..but i guess u werent there when i posted it... anyway here is another one..bit difficult...

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

even this is repeated.....

n the ans is candle...loll