Here is one of my mathematical jokes.
Let us consider the possibility that this plate is actually a flying saucer.
It is (almost) flat and round, just like a flying saucer. It falls, just like a flying saucer that has run out of fuel.
Strangely small, this flying saucer, like a flying saucer that has passed through a nine dimensional quantum tunneling event and emerged from nine dimensions into four.
If it is a flying saucer it should be able to fly.
sh*t!! I didnt realise that flying saucers disintegrated on impact.
