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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1260 on: June 01, 2009, 11:32:02 pm »
sa7 kalamek tawakali 3ala allah!! inshalla khair, rabena akeed ma3aki!! :)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1261 on: June 01, 2009, 11:35:09 pm »
hey guyz... yes Im  back ... you know that urge that you get when ur studying to come on here ?

yeah well basically it was that urge that Bought me bak :P

And I have 2 poems left ....phewwww:P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1262 on: June 01, 2009, 11:35:53 pm »
yarab .. ally mraya7ny eny ba3mel ally 3alaya,..
i 4 got 2 answer ur question shushu  ;) i wanna go into medical Uni in ALexandria .. insha2allahhh
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« Reply #1263 on: June 01, 2009, 11:36:35 pm »
heyyyyyy .. welcum bak roxy  .... the thread is now gals  ;)
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« Reply #1264 on: June 01, 2009, 11:37:37 pm »
loll... and congrats twilight ....!! :D

Have you had a party yet ? or shall we throw you one now ?  :D
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1265 on: June 01, 2009, 11:38:31 pm »
ROXYY!! after i said i am off i took a shower and went back to check what happened wid abdo, oh my god haha!!he was really killed...he pretended that he wasnt but haha!!

and twilight here lets make a party..lol!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1266 on: June 01, 2009, 11:40:50 pm »
okzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... lets PARTYYYYY ....
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By the way .. how many posts r left to get another star? wut wud be more than a geek??!!! lolzzz
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1267 on: June 01, 2009, 11:43:44 pm »
WOHOOOOOOOOOO !!!!



CONGRATULATIONS TWILIGHT ON REACHING 500 POSTS !!! :D :D :D[/font]

CAKE AND BALLLOOONS !!! 5OO BALLONS FROM ME :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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« Reply #1268 on: June 01, 2009, 11:45:19 pm »
weeehhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii   thankssoooooo ...
+rep for u gals
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1269 on: June 01, 2009, 11:49:38 pm »
PARTY!! TWILIIGHT REACHED 500 PEOPLE!!
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« Reply #1270 on: June 01, 2009, 11:55:03 pm »
 :-* :-* mwahhh ... luv ya gals

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1271 on: June 01, 2009, 11:57:48 pm »
lol..:D


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1272 on: June 02, 2009, 12:07:31 am »
listen 2 this joke..
once 2 friends wer watching the news . it was broadcasting a guy that was gonna commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. so one frend told the other i bet u on 10 bucks that he will jump , the other agreed and betted on 10 bucks if he didnt jump. But the man jumped off the bridge,so the second friend handed the first friend 10 bucks .
the first frend said "sorry i cant take them"
second frend : why? it was a bet
first friend : bcoz i cheated u . i watched the news in the morning and i knew he wud jump
second friend: me too!! but i didnt think he wud do it again!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1273 on: June 02, 2009, 12:08:42 am »
hahahahahahah ...!!!!



nnyyyyyc ...:P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1274 on: June 02, 2009, 12:15:22 am »
hey twilight
i realy thot udv red the saga
cus of ur name

twilight is addiction at first and it messes up everything
thn its liek .. wtf ??
new moon luks gud tho

whos givin lit By the way?