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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4710 on: June 24, 2009, 01:32:15 pm »
whts soo funny??

page not found???-is that suoppsed to be funny?????

nooooooooo...see this http://www.freeexampapers.com/404.html

its written "This is a message from the government. Freeexampapers.com is shut down The Admin have been taken outside and shot. You will have to buy exam papers from our official publishers from now on.

hahahah!!
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4711 on: June 24, 2009, 01:32:29 pm »

HAHAHAHA ...ITS A JOKE "DONT TAKE IT OFFENCIVLY"



The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

LMAO!!!!!!
ZIS IS SOO FUNY!!!
LOK I HV OREDY STARTD ZE LANGUAJ!!!!
ZE VIL B SO PRUD F MI..........ZE GERMANS I MEAN!!!! :D :D :D

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4712 on: June 24, 2009, 01:33:34 pm »

HAHAHAHA ...ITS A JOKE "DONT TAKE IT OFFENCIVLY"



The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

LMAO!!!!!!
ZIS IS SOO FUNY!!!
LOK I HV OREDY STARTD ZE LANGUAJ!!!!
ZE VIL B SO PRUD F MI..........ZE GERMANS I MEAN!!!! :D :D :D

zood going zider!!!

z i am zoo prud of U!!!

n zont u know the OFicals of Europen Union is ME n E_T
hahah ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4713 on: June 24, 2009, 01:35:54 pm »
zara.........hitting harder on da books!!!!!!!!!!!!1


i hope u took my ADVICE!! ::)

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4714 on: June 24, 2009, 01:40:41 pm »
zara.........hitting harder on da books!!!!!!!!!!!!1


i hope u took my ADVICE!! ::)


hahah zo read thw whole incident
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4715 on: June 24, 2009, 01:44:17 pm »
Anyways gys i am off noww

will b back later
till then
Allahahfiz
Take care

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4716 on: June 24, 2009, 01:46:42 pm »
@mana
realliii??!!!!! aap log hein officials....gud gud...

so u se how gud english i cn spek??!!

*raisin collar*...loll..

@boombastic
nai yaar...i left it in between...
kaal se wapis shuru kia hai....theek chal rahi hai...
n my routine was all messed up so cudnt wrk on ur "advice"...loll....gotta fix it soon...

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4717 on: June 24, 2009, 01:47:40 pm »
Anyways gys i am off noww

will b back later
till then
Allahahfiz
Take care

Have fun!!! :D :D :D
okay...bbye
AH
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4718 on: June 24, 2009, 02:06:52 pm »
@mana
realliii??!!!!! aap log hein officials....gud gud...

so u se how gud english i cn spek??!!

*raisin collar*...loll..

@boombastic
nai yaar...i left it in between...
kaal se wapis shuru kia hai....theek chal rahi hai...
n my routine was all messed up so cudnt wrk on ur "advice"...loll....gotta fix it soon...

well...u better fix it...if u wanna get good marks like me!!! :P :P ::)

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4719 on: June 24, 2009, 02:26:39 pm »
hmmm....hv to fix it...

em off
AH Take care

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4720 on: June 24, 2009, 02:46:58 pm »
anyone............here..... :-[

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4721 on: June 24, 2009, 02:51:00 pm »
anyone............here..... :-[
MaNa IS here like always :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4722 on: June 24, 2009, 02:52:51 pm »

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4723 on: June 24, 2009, 02:53:30 pm »
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #4724 on: June 24, 2009, 04:37:20 pm »
hey everyone!!!!
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