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« Reply #420 on: May 26, 2009, 12:25:24 am »
shair tha....
poetry

poetry ke thread main nahn post kiya kiyunke urdu main tha..
is liye yahan post kiya
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« Reply #421 on: May 26, 2009, 12:25:34 am »
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #422 on: May 26, 2009, 12:25:50 am »
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #423 on: May 26, 2009, 12:26:05 am »
1 Arabi toilet me mobile pr baat kr k bahar aya.

to pathan ne use bohat mara.

Logo ne waja puchi

Pathan: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT kr rha tha.
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #424 on: May 26, 2009, 12:26:15 am »
@shan
yaar check your PM
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #425 on: May 26, 2009, 12:26:39 am »
Quote from: susman on May 26, 2009, 12:25:34 am
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
bechari hunti he dub duba kay margai hogee
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #426 on: May 26, 2009, 12:27:41 am »
Khair i am Off!! i accomplished what i wanted i have 300 post
Yay me!
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« Reply #427 on: May 26, 2009, 12:28:12 am »
GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi........
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #428 on: May 26, 2009, 12:28:23 am »
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1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.


Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #429 on: May 26, 2009, 12:28:31 am »
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #430 on: May 26, 2009, 12:28:59 am »
i beacame an fep imigirant...


@shan
just chcked your last pm..
ROFLMAO
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #431 on: May 26, 2009, 12:29:34 am »
@ usman
classy jigaar bashir rocks
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #432 on: May 26, 2009, 12:29:44 am »
Quote from: shan2391 on May 26, 2009, 12:28:23 am
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1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.


Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
khocha!! hehe
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #433 on: May 26, 2009, 12:30:19 am »
@all
ab mujhe neend a rahi hai
gtg
take care
shabba khair
allah hafiz..

@shan
jiger agar aur waise jokes aye to zaroor bhejien
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« Reply #434 on: May 26, 2009, 12:30:59 am »
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