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Offline susman

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #405 on: May 26, 2009, 12:17:40 am »
@black beauty
see you soon
bye Allah Hafiz
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« Reply #406 on: May 26, 2009, 12:18:48 am »
haha
main FEP immigrant ban gaya:D
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #407 on: May 26, 2009, 12:19:17 am »
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #408 on: May 26, 2009, 12:19:46 am »
P.S. LoL nice jokes u guys  ;)

just wanted to say.....congratulations u all for attracting so many views ! ! !

and writing a million posts per second  ;)

buhbyeee  :)
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #409 on: May 26, 2009, 12:20:23 am »
Quote from: blackbeauty on May 26, 2009, 12:16:26 am
Thanx susman and ManaH  :D

but i might not come here that often since i have exams going on  :(

stupid A-levels  :-\

anyways...i know evryone gives exams...but the problem with me is tht once i even touch my laptop...it takes ages to get off it  :P

so i try to stay away frm it as much as possible  ;)

so hopefully ill see u guys around later.....i better go study biology nw  :(

nice knowing u all (even though i dunt really know u all....reading ur posts hv given me an idea  ;) )

byeeeee  ;D
Alright good luck with ur studed hope to see u soon:)
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #410 on: May 26, 2009, 12:20:51 am »
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas computer nu ungliyaa marija nalayak!
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #411 on: May 26, 2009, 12:21:00 am »
Quote from: blackbeauty on May 26, 2009, 12:19:46 am
P.S. LoL nice jokes u guys  ;)

just wanted to say.....congratulations u all for attracting so many views ! ! !

and writing a million posts per second  ;)

buhbyeee  :)

yaar hum jazabati oaur JOSHILI koam hain
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #412 on: May 26, 2009, 12:21:33 am »
3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."
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« Reply #413 on: May 26, 2009, 12:22:02 am »
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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« Reply #414 on: May 26, 2009, 12:22:07 am »
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k




Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.
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« Reply #415 on: May 26, 2009, 12:23:17 am »
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!



WAH WAH WAH
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« Reply #416 on: May 26, 2009, 12:23:35 am »
duur say dekha tou anday ubal rahay thay
door say dekha tou anday Ubal rahay thay
paas akay dekh tou Ganjay uchal rahay thay
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #417 on: May 26, 2009, 12:24:03 am »
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..


wah wah wah:D
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #418 on: May 26, 2009, 12:24:21 am »
Quote from: susman on May 26, 2009, 12:23:17 am
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!



WAH WAH WAH
yeh joke tha?
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #419 on: May 26, 2009, 12:24:55 am »
Quote from: susman on May 26, 2009, 12:24:03 am
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..


wah wah wah:D
hahahha
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