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Offline NightHawkerr

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12390 on: May 27, 2010, 07:31:46 pm »
Quote from: kim on May 27, 2010, 07:29:26 pm
u guys shud read this
i got this in an email from my bro


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.


We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."




The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.



Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ?  !







LOL, is that a true story? :P
Because If it is, GOOD LUCK to the American guy! lmao
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12391 on: May 27, 2010, 07:32:33 pm »
Quote from: kim on May 27, 2010, 07:29:26 pm
u guys shud read this
i got this in an email from my bro


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.


We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."




The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.



Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ?  !




lovin it...
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12392 on: May 27, 2010, 07:33:36 pm »
haha glad u guys liked it

By the way about the fep thing
it returned bak to normal
haha
but wen i open usin my history i get the new one
weird
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12393 on: May 27, 2010, 07:33:38 pm »
Quote from: kim on May 27, 2010, 07:29:26 pm
u guys shud read this
i got this in an email from my bro


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.


We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."




The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.



Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ?  !





hahahahahahaha....indeed a very good one.
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12394 on: May 27, 2010, 07:36:32 pm »
i love how we always take over the lets have some fun thread
wenever we all are online
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12395 on: May 27, 2010, 07:36:58 pm »
I am lovin this, story of idiots...

'Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors. The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors. One of the pupils raised the alarm after noticing the attack. Police say they have arrested two men and charged them with robbery, and are still looking for a third suspect. "We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action. "These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted." The victim suffered minor injuries, and the men stole his mobile phone and iPod, according to police. Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot," he added' - BBC Website.

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12396 on: May 27, 2010, 07:38:13 pm »
lol
rofl
Thanks 4 cheerin me up  ;) :D :D :D :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12397 on: May 27, 2010, 07:39:42 pm »
Quote from: chaosking on May 27, 2010, 07:36:58 pm
I am lovin this, story of idiots...

'Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors. The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors. One of the pupils raised the alarm after noticing the attack. Police say they have arrested two men and charged them with robbery, and are still looking for a third suspect. "We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action. "These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted." The victim suffered minor injuries, and the men stole his mobile phone and iPod, according to police. Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot," he added' - BBC Website.

haha lol man it is like a scene out of a movie

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12398 on: May 27, 2010, 07:42:34 pm »
Quote from: kim on May 27, 2010, 07:36:32 pm
i love how we always take over the lets have some fun thread
wenever we all are online
yep yep :]
anyhoo i gtg go now :/ imma see you all tomorrow :)
bwhaha ninjas ;D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12399 on: May 27, 2010, 07:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Dibss on May 27, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
yep yep :]
anyhoo i gtg go now :/ imma see you all tomorrow :)
bwhaha ninjas ;D

haha nice
ok bye  bye
good night dibbsy
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12400 on: May 27, 2010, 07:46:25 pm »
Quote from: Dibss on May 27, 2010, 07:42:34 pm
yep yep :]
anyhoo i gtg go now :/ imma see you all tomorrow :)
bwhaha ninjas ;D

Good Night!
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12401 on: May 27, 2010, 07:47:05 pm »
c ya dibbs
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12402 on: May 27, 2010, 07:47:36 pm »
bye dibss..


aur yahan ho kya raha hai?? deserted? n lool we are in all the other threads  :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12403 on: May 27, 2010, 07:48:17 pm »
i agree, cum back everyone...
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12404 on: May 27, 2010, 07:48:31 pm »
haha too busy takin over lets have some fun
lol

ok so guys lets start a topic
which mobiles do u guys have?
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