The british prime minister looked into the mirror and thought "why me".Why did jeremy clarkson call him a scottish one-eyed twit.Why did the economic crisis come up during his term and not Tony Blair's. "WHY!" the prime minister cried out loud . His cold voice echoed in the room and reached Mrs Jeniffer, his newly appointed young secretary. She stormed through the door and was bewildered to see Mr. Brown wearing nothing but his boxers, "aahm sir, the US president is on line 2, should i tell him u will call later?". Mr. Gordon Brown replied at once, "for god's sake give me the phone immediately. It's the American president; you know that he's my best mate!" Gordon answered the phone "hey Barac, how are things going?" Mr. Obama was in the oval office, he has just signed ANOTHER treaty between palestine and israel "hey gordy, howdy things goin there? Mr. Bush here wants to give you some of his personal tips over how to control your stress levels." Gordon was excited, he started hopping up and down "wow im gonna speak to THE george bush, the one that killed thousands of people !!" Mr. Bush grabbed the phone "Bonjour Monsieur Brown! Oh man, i've started to speak french. i have daily lessons with Nicolas Sarkozy, he's the best teacher !! we talk about nuclear weapons and killing, oh i LOVE that man, any way lets return to ur stress problems, first u eat some polar bear meat. your brain will cool down until u stop thinking about anything else other than the coldness that's enveloping u, then u do daily yoga exercises with ur wife, this will make u bond' yup, that's enough! for extra tips i'm going to charge a smale fee of 99999 dollars only!" On the other side, Mr.Brown had already made a pizzahut special order containing polar bear meat and some fries for his wife. The minister of health barged into the prime minister's office "wait!! dont eat that, we have just discovered the first case of polar bear flu in the UK ... and if u eat it Im telling you, you will DIE , you will DIE. Mr. Brown grabbed a slice of pizza and gobbled it "hah, u want me to beleive u?? bird flu, cow flu, swine flu and now polar bear flu ??" The minister of health became red in the face "im contavting the WHO this minute !!" and he stormed out the office, Mrs Jennifer came in "hey sir, may i have a peice?
"What, you wanna kill yourself too ?" Jennifer was embarrassed "no sir, its just that im hungry, ive not eaten anything for 2 days due to the preperation of the world summit next month"
"Well you arent getting any !" The secertary ran out the office sobbing, she called her boy friend The Stig (he's the guys in the white suit and helmet from Top Gear who some say when he saw star wars he thought it was a documentary.) "stigy, honey, help me !! im dying from hunger and ur evil prime minister is depriving me from polar bear meat, heeeeeeeeelllllp ..."Sweety, Im out with another girl at the moment, I'll call you as soon as I get home." Jennifer collapsed in a heap and started pulling her hair, why me !! why me !! why not my evil step sister !!
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