Pikachu was abdulrahman101 and Roxy's son. On his 17th birthday he was abducted, and they recieved a message in a video, saying they wanted 100m US dollars by the next 24 hours. There was a familiar voice heard, after playing it 4 times, they realized who it was, it was astarmathandphysics, the X- US president. Appearantly he had escaped prison and was seeking revenge. abdulrahman101 and Roxy knew it was up to them to save their son.
Roxy blew her head off. Oh that dratted fake oh-im-so-royal-ive-got-royal-blue-ink-on-my-nose-and-i-have-tea-at-5-everyday snotty english speaker - how daaaaaare he kidnap my dahhling pikachu? what am i to do now? im ruined! my careers ruined! my lifes been destroyed! the whole purpose of my existence has been taken away from me! oh my lord what did i doo to deserve this? its true i was reallly mean to angell on student forums but taht doesnt meannnn u punish me like this !!!
Roxy and abdulraham101 cried on each others shoulders and kept on +repping each other after every 2 hour karma bcuz this was their only support and ray of hope in times like this. Snity (the new mod) decided to +rep her too, and eventually ended up bcumin her twin brother.
oh my dayyyyyyyys!, Roxy gushed. THANK YOU SO MUCH SNITY!! UR JUST THE BEST.
Snity got snotty and said "Now now, Roxy - remember - Pikachus been kidnapped. You must be SAD!!"