Pikachu was abdulrahman101 and Roxy's son. On his 17th birthday he was abducted, and they recieved a message in a video, saying they wanted 100m US dollars by the next 24 hours. There was a familiar voice heard, after playing it 4 times, they realized who it was, it was astarmathandphysics, the X- US president. Appearantly he had escaped prison and was seeking revenge. abdulrahman101 and Roxy knew it was up to them to save their son.
Roxy blew her head off. Oh that dratted fake oh-im-so-royal-ive-got-royal-blue-ink-on-my-nose-and-i-have-tea-at-5-everyday snotty english speaker - how daaaaaare he kidnap my dahhling pikachu? what am i to do now? im ruined! my careers ruined! my lifes been destroyed! the whole purpose of my existence has been taken away from me! oh my lord what did i doo to deserve this? its true i was reallly mean to angell on student forums but taht doesnt meannnn u punish me like this !!!
Roxy and abdulraham101 cried on each others shoulders and kept on +repping each other after every 2 hour karma bcuz this was their only support and ray of hope in times like this. Snity (the new mod) decided to +rep her too, and eventually ended up bcumin her twin brother.
oh my dayyyyyyyys!, Roxy gushed. THANK YOU SO MUCH SNITY!! UR JUST THE BEST.
Snity got snotty and said "Now now, Roxy - remember - Pikachus been kidnapped. You must be SAD!!"
..... "oh ya!! otherwise, how can i marry him off to ur daughter??!! oh noooo!!! noo'oo'ooooo......." wails roxy.....
"she's breaking down!!" observed a frantic abu..." +rep her NOW!!!"
"but...but i cant! ive got 1.75546321 hour before i can repeat the karma action!!"" snitty calculated.
"NOOOOO!! sum1 get hold of angell... otherwise we can't save her or pikatchu!!"
Astarmathsandphysics was having lunch at "Pret a Manger" with his assistant Exam Papers Geek "u know, this dude pikatcho" astar jumped up "bless you mate, but not all over my steak" exam papers geek was lost "what do u mean, pikatcho the boy u kidnapped?? remeber??" (lame !! i know )
A blonde waiter came to their table, Mr. Smith (astar) u have a call from the USA ...
well, lets see what Roxy has to offer, what?.. im sure she could've gotten the money; she's converse's manager....." ASMP said to EPG, wiping his mouth with a napkin and smacking his lips in relish...
Exampapersgeek surveyed the waiter, and tol him
"yo, is that a dye? or u wearin a wig?"
the waiter rushed away in embarassment
ASMP beamed at EPG.. so u learnt something from em after all!!
ASMP answers Roxys call
Long time, no hear, Roxy! How cum u called?
Oh cut the crap, ASMP!! Im offering u all my rep, plus a promise to +rep u and only u for the next 10 years of my life!!
(The world is swirling for Roxy as she makes this huge compromise!!)
abdulrehman101 decides to take his wife to a pyshiatrist, since he's sure somethngs definitely wrong with her NOW.
Dr.Sweetsh is one of the most renowned doctors on the network...
One look at Roxy and she says "Oh my god! Its a bad case of Rep-ititis! But im glad! Nice one! At least its not -rep-ititis!! (thats scary!!"