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How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« on: May 17, 2009, 03:06:07 am »
Hi, osmani is talking. =D

Look I'm sure there are a lot of people going like
"omg, didn't study that much *heart beats faster* ahhh I'm in stress"
Which is a main reason of why people FAIL. Facts are painful =] but all of us should know about this.
People don't fail because they didn't study enough; generally they fail because either they're way too confident OR too panicky. So you have to stay in the middle, and be calm. How to be calm? Easy:

1. Do not revise for ANYTHING in 0-60 minutes before the exam, it's gonna make you nervous and make you say "crappers, what is... Moles?! Didn't revise for that >.<" and it's gonna make you forget 50% of what you already know. Seriously because you are in panic, your brain TRIES to focus on the topic you "don't know well" and forget everything, or most things.

2. Take in a water bottle with you, drink it to cool yourself down. if you're stressed and can't do a question, never ever sweat on it for ages! When you realise that you did it with a smile on your face, everything will be reversed when the invigilator says "You have 5 minutes... left." while you have a few other questions which will suck big time.

3. Check your freakn work! We do many mistakes while we're doing something and we don't realise it. Checking is worth it, instead of just sitting there, thinking what you're gonna get from this paper. Do that when the exam is over that's not gonna get you marks o.O instead, go over the paper and say "oh, that's supposed to be a 1, that saved my day! :D" seriously when i find my own mistakes, i feel like the happiest guy ever, because i know 1 mark is guaranteed. Maybe that one mark was going to get me from a B to an A, who knows? We know we're all tempted to say "full marks on that... uhm, 1 mark on that one, total is 69/70 =] " but no. This won't help you. I have found out that if we spot mistakes it makes us calmer&happier. Isn't that what we want?

4. Never look at the upcoming questions, let them flow like that at you. If you see a loooooong question far ahead then you'd rush and rush and rush to reach that question, and spend the most time on it, without the knowledge that you've made major mistakes on the last ones. Again, panicking.

5. Take your time on each question. 1 mark = 1 minute in general.

6. When the time is up, just close the paper, and walk out with a smile on your face do not go like "ah, question 9 i didn't check for =[" or else it will get stuck into your mind for a long time, even when you're doing another exam.

this is what ALL of you can do. Those are the "non-nerdy" methods that anyone can do literally. Everyone is capable of doing so. So, get out there, and enjoy your exams. =D

- Osmani

« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 03:15:50 am by Muho »
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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2009, 05:14:47 am »
Thanks a lot for those inspiring words ;) hope everyone benefits from them and good luck for all of us in our upcoming math and business examination   ;D

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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2009, 05:57:53 am »
lol. nyc one mate ... I betta start using them

Thanks  :D
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2009, 06:58:14 am »
Thanks a lot dude, ur the best  ;)

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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2009, 07:30:59 am »
I agree with the 1st. I never do anything for hours before and i always go in prepared to kill and destroy. I always get above 90% too.

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2009, 07:45:19 am »
nice ideas, thanks for sharing :D
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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2009, 07:45:41 am »
doubts pop out for me just before our trip to the examination hall.

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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2009, 07:46:23 am »
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I agree with the 1st. I never do anything for hours before and i always go in prepared to kill and destroy. I always get above 90% too.

wait... astar... i thought you were a tutor or something...?
and same for me, i study the day before, never after, and i get... high :D

all you have to do is be HAPPY. like mad HAPPY. as if you're high or something... you should feel like doing crazy things during the exam, like throwing an eraser at the bald invigilator (of course, when you do, tell me, but dont tell them who told you to do it...). really... it helps a lot. its what i do... but everyone thinks im a bit wierd now, and the only conversation i get is with the guy behind me... he's a lil chill too, i think... we get along just fine :D

on friday, during first language english, the guy was sitting behind me, and he dropped his pen. it *somehow* fell right in front of my desk (he was behind me) and so i picked it up and gave it to him and said "here". we had one invigilator with us in first language. i wanted to check the time, and the dude was right underneath the clock.... and he was staring at me like he was gonna kill me (i was going to say eat me, but that might sound a lil bad..). i thought it was just his norm thing and so i went back to the paper... looked back at him, he was still staring at me. (i was kinda freaked out here..) and so i raised my hand to tell him what happened (lol). he got up from the desk he was sitting on, and came to me real slow and was wagging his finger (i dont know how to describe this-he was doing the no-no thing, where you put ur index finger up and move it from left to right). lol... when he came to me, i started to explain and he wagged it even faster... lol... so i just ignored the dude and continued... it was scary...... he couldnt speak english either, and kept telling everyne to "soot fone all off" or something...

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2009, 07:49:28 am »
wow..! is this all in the middle of an exam !?! :P
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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2009, 07:53:24 am »
I am a Tutor and i still have exams sometimes

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2009, 07:58:25 am »
yeah its all in the middle of an exam. crazy invigilator wasted about 10 minutes of mine because i couldnt stop laughing, and i had to laugh inside, you know, he was a lil cuckoo... i had to go like uhuhhhmhhuymnuhymuhyn... i dont know how to explain... lol... u get it? u know, laughing inside without any1 knowing...

@astar: u still have exams? cmon, u dont need exams. dont do them if u have a choice... or does it give u a thrill like most other tutors to see ur students sweat and curse? and then do a lil worse than excellent and curse? does it make u feel happy? sadistic tutors, they're all the same...
(that was a JOKE no hard feelings lol)

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Re: How to sit an exam - like a way a student should.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2009, 08:11:02 am »
I am a Tutor and i still have exams sometimes


how do u have exams???????????????

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2009, 08:22:27 am »
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2009, 08:23:13 am »
unknown.xu, ur sum funny guy man !!  :D
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2009, 08:24:29 am »
haha lol astar ur funny... u think thats an exam? that is FUN dude. and u get tense... boy, you must have been a proper nerd when u were small...

(that was also a joke)

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