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Romeesa-Chan:

--- Quote from: Galaxious on August 29, 2011, 02:27:26 pm ---
Guess she did it physically. LOLz.

We'll wait for her to tell us the secret.  :P

--- End quote ---
LOLZ. :P

We shall wait then. ::)

NotAbod:
~Chemistry:

-A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

-what did the confused magnesium oxide say
OMg

-Neutron walks into a bar, ask the barman "how much for a pint"...... barman says "for you? no charge!"

-Two atoms are walking down a road, one says to the other "i think i just lost an electron", second atom says "are you sure?", first atom replies "yes, i'm positive!"

-Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

-If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

-According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

-What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

-What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.

-What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Amelia:
^ LOOL!  :D


Question: What is "IT"?

Astronomers do IT all night.
Chemists do IT by bonding.
Newton did IT with force.
Eighteenth century physicists did IT with rigid bodies.
Maxwell did IT with magnetism.
Volta did IT with a jolt.
Watt did IT with power.
Joule did IT with energy.
Ohm did IT with resistance.
Pascal did IT under pressure.
Hooke did IT using springs.
Coulomb got all charged up about IT.
Hertz did IT frequently.
Boltzmann did IT in heat.
Ampere let IT flow.
For Franklin, IT was an electrifying experience.
Edison claims to have invented IT.
When Richter did IT, the Earth shook.
For Darwin, IT was natural.
Freud did IT in his sleep.
Mendel studied the consequences of IT.
When Wegener did IT, continents moved.
Classical physicists do IT in perfectly uniform harmonic motion.
Heisenberg was never sure whether he even did IT.
Bohr did IT in an excited state.
Pauli did IT but excluded his friends.
Schrödinger did IT in waves.
Bose did IT with partners.
Einstein did IT on a curved surface.
Oort did IT in a cloud.
Hubble did IT in the dark.
Watson and Crick got all wound up about IT.
Cosmologists do IT in a big bang.
Theorists do IT on paper.
Wigner did IT in a group.
Richter and Ting did IT with charm.
Astrophysicists do IT with young starlets.
Planetary scientists do IT with Uranus.
Electron microscopists do IT 100,000 times.
Feynman did IT in fields.
Hawking wrote a brief history of IT.
And supersymmetric theorists do IT with sleptons.

Answer: IT = science, of course.


 ::)

Romeesa-Chan:
^That was amazing! ;D

Amelia:
^ Zanks.  :P


Another short one:

Three science students went to a pond.
The physics student said he wanted to calculate the density of water and jumped into the pond.
Then the student of mathematics said that he wanted to calculate the depth of the pond and followed the physics student.
The chemistry student waited for about an hour, then finding no trace of the two, he left concluding that both were soluble in water.

~ Beware of chem kids.  ;D

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