After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Even a c**k crows over his own dunghill.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
The cat with gloves catches no mice.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
The gap between the bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
Navjot Singh Sidhu
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
"That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it."
Navjot Singh Sidhu
"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
Navjot Singh Sidhu
" The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls! "
"statistics are like mini skirts..what they reveal is suggestive but what they hide is vital"
"indian team without tendulkar is like a kiss without a squeeze"
Tendulkar hits Warne out of the ground
"that ball has gone so high it could have dated an air hostess!"
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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
