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Rajnikanth - The unexpected one.
iluvme:
--- Quote from: crooked on December 10, 2010, 05:36:14 pm ---
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. :P :P
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Awesome, +rep
Alpha:
99... and 16? ::)
Arthur Bon Zavi:
--- Quote from: Cleo~patra VII on December 12, 2010, 04:34:48 pm ---99... and 16? ::)
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Doesn't know to count or what ? :o
Crooked:
--- Quote from: Cleo~patra VII on December 12, 2010, 04:34:48 pm ---99... and 16? ::)
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Typo. >_<
Alpha:
--- Quote from: crooked on December 12, 2010, 05:01:00 pm ---Typo. >_<
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Rajnikanth will screw you. :P
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