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Rajnikanth - The unexpected one.

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EMO123:
ohh com-on watch it for aishwariya

***exam***:
i aint like her either !  :(

Amelia:
*Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

*When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.

*Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

*Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

*Rajnikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

*Rajnikanth's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?

Answer: Rajnikanth


*If you want a list of Rajnikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

*Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Rajnikanth does both legs at once.

*Rajnikanth does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


 :D



P.S - MIss you, Crooky... and you too, Alf.  :(

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