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Rajnikanth - The unexpected one.

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EMO123:
ohh com-on watch it for aishwariya

***exam***:
i aint like her either !  :(

Amelia:
*Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

*When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.

*Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

*Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

*Rajnikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

*Rajnikanth's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?

Answer: Rajnikanth


*If you want a list of Rajnikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

*Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Rajnikanth does both legs at once.

*Rajnikanth does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


 :D



P.S - MIss you, Crooky... and you too, Alf.  :(

CliftonTep:
Hey costumeaf, sounds like a slippery spot caught you off guard It could be the tire wear, pressure, or even hidden ice patches. Make sure to check your tire condition and suspension setup for those cold conditions

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