Should divorce be legal?

[Master_Key]

The end of a life, not of the debate. 

Apparently True. 

[$tyli$h Executive]

*Ahem*

Okay, so if my hypothetical husband is "worthless", as a dutiful and responsible wife, it's part of my role to transform him into a worthy person.

Typical response from someone who watches too many hindi telefilms/soap operas.

Its not as easy as it seems.

And about the extramarital affair, I'll just kill off the other woman, and call it "self defence" in court.   

You'll get a long jail sentence/get an execution sentence. Result: You lose your hubby.

Wouldn't it be better if you just legally divorced him without getting into all these hassle?

To your common language: you know when a man divorces a woman, both get half of the property and everything else. How many times are you going to divorce and remarry? You will be a pauper by the end of your 50's due to "flexibility".

By the word 'flexibility', I do not mean to say that you are free to divorce as you wish. What I mean is it allows you to leave your partner if he is not fit. (eg. extramarital affair )

[Alpha]

Typical response from someone who watches too many hindi telefilms/soap operas.

Lol.

On the contrary, were it up to me, I would have completely banned those gossip-box-type soap operas and charged the directors with capital punishment.  

Its not as easy as it seems.

And that is supposed to make me retract?  

You'll get a long jail sentence/get an execution sentence. Result: You lose your hubby.

Wouldn't it be better if you just legally divorced him without getting into all these hassle?

"Self-defence". I'm a rational criminal.  

By the word 'flexibility', I do not mean to say that you are free to divorce as you wish. What I mean is it allows you to leave your partner if he is not fit. (eg. extramarital affair )

You are constantly using the same dart.  
I asked something too, in return.  

[$tyli$h Executive]

Lol.

On the contrary, were it up to me, I would have completely banned those gossip-box-type soap operas and charged the directors with capital punishment.  

And would regret later on.

And that is supposed to make me retract? 

It will.

Words are easy.

"Self-defence". I'm a rational criminal.   

The court won't recognise it that way.

You're jealous.

You are constantly using the same dart. 
I asked something too, in return. 

About the property, you can always appeal on court about the harm your wiffey has done to you, so that the alimony gets lesser.

[Alpha]

And would regret later on.

No, I don't have so much time now. 

It will.

Words are easy.

It's you who says. 

The court won't recognise it that way.

You're jealous.

The court commutes a sentence made in self-defence.

Jealous? And of what? 
Rather, protective.

About the property, you can always appeal on court about the harm your wiffey has done to you, so that the alimony gets lesser.

Same about my sentence. 

What if it's you who's harmed her?

[$tyli$h Executive]

The court commutes a sentence made in self-defence.

Your hubby will have a better case  and thus, has a higher chance of getting you in jail. By putting you in a murder case of his to-be wife. Because it is abnormal that the wife will murder the woman her husband has an affair with. Divorce is a better recognized solution.

Jealous? And of what? 
Rather, protective.

If you really, love , your precious future hubby, you will want his good. He will feel better if he is married with the woman he has an affair with, rather than you. If you, after all, love him, how can you be so cruel so as to kill the other woman and cause him grief? Jealousy.

What if it's you who's harmed her?

Depends on whether she is interested in filing a case against me.

[Alpha]

Your hubby will have a better case  and thus, has a higher chance of getting you in jail. By putting you in a murder case of his to-be wife. Because it is abnormal that the wife will murder the woman her husband has an affair with. Divorce is a better recognized solution.

But it is very likely that a concubine would want to get rid of her lover's wife. I won't have a weak case either. Believe me. 

If you really, love , your precious future hubby, you will want his good. He will feel better if he is married with the woman he has an affair with, rather than you. If you, after all, love him, how can you be so cruel so as to kill the other woman and cause him grief? Jealousy.

Okay, if he will be happier with someone else, then I would let go.

Depends on whether she is interested in filing a case against me.

Why wouldn't she, if you harm her?

[$tyli$h Executive]

Okay, if he will be happier with someone else, then I would let go.

Now you're back on track.

Why wouldn't she, if you harm her?

Trust me, SHE wouldn't.

[Alpha]

Now you're back on track.

Yeah, and I would have wasted my life.

Trust me, SHE wouldn't.

I'm amazed.
How can you be so sure?  It depends on her, not you.

[$tyli$h Executive]

I'm amazed.
How can you be so sure?  It depends on her, not you.

Okay, I "harm" her. Give me some examples on how could I possibly? (Leaving out physical punishment)

[Alpha]

Okay, I "harm" her. Give me some examples on how could I possibly? (Leaving out physical punishment)

Physical abuse should be taken into account too. Who knows.   

Ok, so if you're having an extramarital affair, you can be charged for emotional harassment, infidelity, promiscuity, you're not trust-worthy, irresponsibility, etc. 

You can be planning her murder. You can have her made handicapped. You can damage her organs. You can drive her mad/ blind/ dumb/ paralyzed. So many ways to harm. 

[Master_Key]

Physical abuse should be taken into account too. Who knows.   

Ok, so if you're having an extramarital affair, you can be charged for emotional harassment, infidelity, promiscuity, you're not trust-worthy, irresponsibility, etc. 

You can be planning her murder. You can have her made handicapped. You can damage her organs. You can drive her mad/ blind/ dumb/ paralyzed. So many ways to harm. 

Make these to do from someone, then use lawyer if you are in court. So many ways to sneak off through police.

[***exam***]

oops to much to read ! so might just put in my opinion

obv it shld be legal ! divorce is equal to freedom of speech ! wld u have any1z freedom of speech taken away !
same way  freedom or choosing the partner or leaving the partner cnt be taken away

n supp divorces were nt allowed   ppl wld just stay separately !  n later may b one or the partner becomes revengeful n files a case 4 taking away stuff frm the other then who is to be blamed
or if a person chooses some other partner later in life  n wants to marry him/her it wld b illegal then !

[$tyli$h Executive]

Ok, so if you're having an extramarital affair, .........

Ewwwwwww!

Make these to do from someone, then use lawyer if you are in court. So many ways to sneak off through police.

Exactly.

or if a person chooses some other partner later in life  n wants to marry him/her it wld b illegal then !

Divorce is not meant to cater for some sudden urge to marry someone else.

It is meant to offer flexibility to the partners, in case of  a plausible reason (eg. One of them dies, wife-beater hubby, Hubby beater wife , extramarital affair etc )

same way  freedom or choosing the partner or leaving the partner cnt be taken away

Freedom of leaving the partner without any plausible reason : This does not really fall into the freedom of speech category. Marriage is not a two day game.

[Alpha]

Make these to do from someone, then use lawyer if you are in court. So many ways to sneak off through police.

That depends on the police. 

Ewwwwwww!

In humankind's simple English, what does that mean?  

Divorce is not meant to cater for some sudden urge to marry someone else.

Freedom of leaving the partner without any plausible reason : This does not really fall into the freedom of speech category. Marriage is not a two day game.

You stole my words.