MIND IThhh! It's RAJNIKANT!
We all know Sir Isaac Neewton, the man behind the laws in Physics and a real amazing scientist! But you know what, the universal laws in Physics were proven wrong and Newton was greatly disappointed. He committed suicide!
Here are the reasons why Newton committed suicide...
Once, Newton went to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in Physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors, can't be cured. His death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long live Rajnikant!
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? Not even in your remotest imaginations! He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that everything in the world has not changed.
Oops, not so fast!
The 'CLIMAX' finally arrives
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant cannot jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)
Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
That was too much... Newton finally commits suicide...
Words are not enough to embellish the glory of Rajnikant, because there's nothing that Rajnikant cannot do! So, MIND IThh!!
Unfortunately, Newton was already dead before Rajnikant launched his Theory of Light.
There's Nothing Rajni Can't!
Rajnikant can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajnikant can drown a fish.
Rajnikant can play the violin... with a piano.
When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.
If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google, it doesn't outcome, "Did you mean Rajnikant?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
One a cobra bite Rajnikant's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
When you say "no one is perfect", Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
Rajnikant has counted to infinity- twice!
When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down.
Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Where there is a will there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there's no other way.
~Source: UOM Insight
