Author Topic: 10 things to say if u are caught sleeping at your desk  (Read 975 times)

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10 things to say if u are caught sleeping at your desk
« on: July 29, 2010, 02:10:14 pm »
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."


9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
Management course you sent me to.


8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
Just in time."


7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
Envisioning a new business strategy."


6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."


5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
Work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"


4. "Well! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
Handle that big accounting problem."


3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
Put your ear down real close?"


2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And The Best Thing To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk Is...


1. Raise your head slowly and say, "..., Amen."


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Re: 10 things to say if u are caught sleeping at your desk
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 02:51:57 pm »
Hahaha i LUBED the the no. thing lol ...that was hilarious ....keep up the gd work bro !!
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Re: 10 things to say if u are caught sleeping at your desk
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 02:52:43 pm »
haha nice + rep...but i gotta wait some more time