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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #885 on: September 17, 2010, 06:31:57 pm »
Position of a husband is like split A.C. , no matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent.....:)



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« Reply #886 on: September 17, 2010, 06:33:06 pm »
 veeru says to jai: jai iss gabbar ka kya karna haijai: iske body mein sui chubha chuba ke maar dalo aur phir sui iske baju me rakh dopolice aake dekhegi ti samajh jayegi...........ki ye Sui-Side ka case hai



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #887 on: September 17, 2010, 06:33:23 pm »
They Call Our Language the Mother Tongue because the Father Never Gets to Speak....:P



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #888 on: September 17, 2010, 06:34:45 pm »
Laluji ne Raabri se I love u kaha or gir pade.....

Phir uthe I love u bola , aur fir gir pade....

Rabri - E ka hai.....

Lalu - dekhti nahi ka !

I'm falling in love.......



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #889 on: September 17, 2010, 06:35:56 pm »
Girl To God : Oh God!Is homosexuality against your design of human nature ?
God : Yes my child !tats y I created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #890 on: September 17, 2010, 06:36:35 pm »
A girl was attempting suicide by hanging.
Samarth saw it through window. Guess what he said????

" SIRF LATAK NE SE HEIGHT NAHIN BAREGI, MUMMY KO BOLO COMPLAN PILANE !!!! "



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #891 on: September 17, 2010, 06:37:44 pm »
Boys rqire 100% talent 2 get a job but girls rquire nly 4% & remaing
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plz forward tis 2 boys
strugle bahut h bhai



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #892 on: September 17, 2010, 06:38:15 pm »
milkman squeezed the breast of the cow to take milk.
cow:chichora sala.
ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya??!!!



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« Reply #893 on: September 17, 2010, 06:38:46 pm »
If u give me 100 young BOYS I can change The Nation. - Swami Vivekanand

IF
u gave me 100 young GIRLS I can creat another nation - Swami Emraan Hashmi



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #894 on: September 18, 2010, 09:44:33 am »
^^ too funny harsh!

All i Ever Did Was Love...And All You Did Was Lie... Never Understood It.But Never Asked You Why!?!?

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #895 on: September 18, 2010, 09:45:38 am »
Once I asked Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Friend said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked, "Can you explain?"

Friend said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, I asked Friend "Give me some examples"

Friend said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

I asked, "Then what is your role?"

Friend said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to Any of these."

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #896 on: September 18, 2010, 02:34:36 pm »
Salmaan underware pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,

To ab kya wo bhi utar de?

Har baat me joke chaiye...
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Jaan Lelo bechare sallu ki..

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #897 on: September 18, 2010, 02:35:02 pm »
ek LADKA CLss SE uth ke BAhar jaane laga

lecturer: what happend to this guy?

LADKE KA DOST: SIR USKO SLEEP WALKIN KI AADAT HAI

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #898 on: September 18, 2010, 02:35:34 pm »
Three guys, standing on a desert island,find a magic lantern containing genie,who grants them each one wish.The first guy wishes he was off the island walks home.The second guy wishes the same.The third guy says "I'm lonely.I wish my freinds were back here."

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #899 on: September 18, 2010, 02:36:00 pm »
World population rankings as per current census:
1. China.

2. India.

...3. FACEBOOK.

4. U.S.
It may sound weird but its true :P