How To Look Busy...
* Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on...
* Never walk without a document People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they're going to the cafeteria.
* Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show that you work longer hours than you really do.
* If your boss catches you doing nothing official on the computer...Your best defense is to claim you're learning a new software to save money.
* Messy desk Build huge piles of documents around your workspace, only top management can get away with a clean desk.
* creen all your calls through voice mail If somebody leaves a message for pending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there.
* Look impatient & annoyed to give the impression that you're always busy.
* Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out.
* Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (I.e. 9:35pm , 7:05am , etc.)& during public holidays.
* Creative sighing for effect Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
* It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor, etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
* Read computer magazines & pick out all the jargon & new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses.
* MOST IMPORTANT -- DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!
