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two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« on: May 15, 2010, 06:01:41 am »
So I’m sitting in a bar having a drink, when I realize I really need to fart. The music is pretty loud so I decide to time my farts to the beat. I get up to leave having finished my drink when i see everyone is looking at me.

That’s when I realized I was listening to my iPod.!!!! :P

do u like the 1st one? :P U r gonna love this one too! ;D

two kids talking
kid 1: I’ll never forget the last words that my mother said
Kid 2: what she said
Kid 1: “hey, you fricking moron, don’t move the ladder!!!!” ::) :P

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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 06:51:43 am »
looooooooool @ I.POD JOKE!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 02:51:02 pm »
LOL at the last words :P hahaha

the iPod one is old :P
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 04:58:51 pm »
the ipod one is in bus, not in bar!
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 05:42:38 pm »
haha, nice ones! :)
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 06:53:43 pm »
hahahahaha...both were hilarious!!  ;D :D
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 07:48:31 pm »
iu like the first one alot .

 i hope u can tell us more of ur funny riddles  (not perverted lol ) :D
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 07:50:21 pm »
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 07:53:26 pm »
Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on May 16, 2010, 07:50:21 pm
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first

lol...good one!  :D
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 07:54:25 pm »
Quote from: astarmathsandphysics on May 16, 2010, 07:50:21 pm
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first

yeah,nice one!!!
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 10:02:13 pm »

agreed !! coming from a physics professor .. great perspective
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 06:39:34 pm »
LOl that wz funi
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Re: two awesome jokes!!!! not perverted !!!lol
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 07:55:17 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 15, 2010, 06:01:41 am
So I’m sitting in a bar having a drink, when I realize I really need to fart. The music is pretty loud so I decide to time my farts to the beat. I get up to leave having finished my drink when i see everyone is looking at me.

That’s when I realized I was listening to my iPod.!!!! :P

do u like the 1st one? :P U r gonna love this one too! ;D

two kids talking
kid 1: I’ll never forget the last words that my mother said
Kid 2: what she said
Kid 1: “hey, you fricking moron, don’t move the ladder!!!!” ::) :P

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liked both .. bt the 1st was da best =)
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