ding dong ditch: (n) a game in which a bratty young child rings the doorbell of a neighbor/ teacher/ total stranger/ etc. and then runs off, leaving the doorbell ringee to open the door and see nothing. UNDERSTOOD NOW?
AND YOU MUST PLAY IT SAIF!! IT IS A VITAL LIFE EXPERIENCE!!
last time dressed like a hobo... last summer, methinks.
last time you took a shower?