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Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« on: March 09, 2010, 07:57:10 am »
The male:female ratio of this forum is 1.4:1. Signifying that there are 140 males for 100 females which indicates a lot more males than females.

Yet everybody will agree with me, more than 70% of all posts in this forum are made by females! Males post much less!

Possible reasons for this:

1. Girls talk too much.

2. Girls are not interested in their studies.

3. Girls sit in computer all day.

4. Girls will do bad in their exams.

5. Girls like to waste time.

6. Girls dont look after their siblings at all. Being online is everything.

7. Girls have too much freedom. Its 21st century after all!

8. Girls sit all day home in front of the computer. Never go out or talk with their families.

9. Their social life is now e-social. Less personal interaction.

10. They are more prone to stalkers. E-romance is yet to come.

For guys:

1. They talk in a more discreet way than girls.

2. They pay attention to their studies.

3. They are here for better things like subject help and past papers.

4. They are smarter.

5. They are going to do better results.

6. They value personal interaction.

7. They are better than girls.

8. They manage their time more effectively.

9. They spend more time studying.

10. They know girls are silly.

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 11:09:02 am »
HEY HEY HEY !!! Girls rock this world !! And they actually outperform boys at IGCSEs !!


PS: Im a guy.

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 11:49:11 am »
and the Cambridge people :
Sexist to females  >:(

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 12:50:44 pm »
As we can see, girls are spending too much time online posting stuffs (much more than guys). It leads to less outings and less physical exercise. Obesity could be a problem in the long run. Bad news for us guys! ;D

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 01:30:06 pm »
Good news is that, the odds of getting trapped forever with some girl from this forum is very low   ;D  Thnk God
Why so seroisee ??

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 02:48:52 pm »
I'm a proud girl :)

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 02:52:42 pm »
See, shes obese, shes a forum addict, she had questionable social skills  :P :P and shes still proud    ::)
Why so seroisee ??

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 02:56:25 pm »
Eat you popcorn

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 03:18:08 pm »
Now to conclude this meeting Mr. Executive, I would like to thank you for the hard work you put in this analysis and I can not agree more.

In conclusion, the board and myself have agreed on banning all females from using the 21st century technology, including Computers, Mobiles, Cars and TVs. Any female caught using the listed 'facilities' will be fined an amount of $1,000,000 only.

I think we've covered everything on the list. If anyone has any questions about anything we discussed today, feel free to send me an e-mail. See you next month.

*1 year later*

"Women are now considered housewives, caring for their husbands and children, reports show that school grades have highly increased this past year due to mothers concentrating on their childrens' education more often now. Reports also showed that road accidents have decreased tremendously over the past 6 months, and less cats were being hit on the road!" The male TV reporter smiled at the camera and ended the news segment. "I'd really like to meet the man who made this happen, I swear can not thank him enough!!" he cried out.

Mr. Executive lay down on his hammock opposite the ocean, in his beach house on the Maldives Islands. He managed to raise $10,000,000,000 from his analysis, most of the money were grants given from major countries' Kings and rulers, President Barack Obama was the first to grant him a million dollars just after he left the meeting room.

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 03:32:52 pm »
I support the idea of any fines being paid into my personal bank account

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 04:01:36 pm »
That wouldn't be your real bank account number by any chance ?? HEHEHHE!!


LOL !  :P :P

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 04:19:29 pm »
HAVE YOU NOTICED ONE THING?!

NO girl posted in this topic, except one, nid. This proves that MY ANALYSIS IS CORRECT! Girls have accepted defeat! They are afraid to reply because they have nothing to say against my analysis! :D :P

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 04:44:49 pm »
Most of it is lame :P

@saif-assumptions!  ::)

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 04:52:11 pm »
Lah, whatever you say!

Its 10 vs 1. Where are the other girls? Aren't they 'proud' of being girls? :P :P

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Re: Male:Female Ratio Analysis!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 04:56:10 pm »
aren't u proud of being a hyper active talkative monkey ??? JOKE