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If Columbus Married .......
« on: January 03, 2010, 05:32:57 pm »
The great discoverer of America, Christopher Columbus didn't marry. If he did, America would've never been discovered. But why?

Because ... he would've to face the following questions:

Where are you going? With WHOM are you going? Why are you going? How are you going?

What are you going to discover?

Why do you have to take the trouble, when there are other people capable of doing it?

How will I be able to live, if you leave...?

May I go with you?

Won't you bring something for me?

Alright? What do you mean by alright?

You're not taking me! Did you find someone else?

I don't understand, what kind of discovery are you talking about?

Remember, last time you went out and you couldn't you discover anything?WHY AGAIN?!

I can't understand what is left to discover in this world. Aren't everything already discovered?

Cheers!

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Re: If Columbus Married .......
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 06:15:38 pm »
hahaha

poor columbus

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Re: If Columbus Married .......
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 06:57:20 pm »
haha! That is a joke and a half ! :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: If Columbus Married .......
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 03:37:38 pm »
Women are always curious, they get worried.  :P

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Re: If Columbus Married .......
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2010, 04:23:05 am »
Women are always curious, they get worried.  :P

and yet their curiosity never yields anything :P
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: If Columbus Married .......
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2010, 07:06:59 am »
LOL  :D