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Offline $tyli$h Executive

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Technical Support Team!!!
« on: December 07, 2009, 10:59:59 am »
Dear Technical Support Team,


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend v5.0 to Wife v1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
An application such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


Please help!

Thanks!

"A Troubled User"



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Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in
your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing! the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to have very high maintenance costs Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0



WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck and Cheers,

Technical Support Department

« Last Edit: December 07, 2009, 11:19:43 am by Lone$tar »

nid404

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Re: Technical Support Team!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 02:23:23 pm »
hehe...my dad sent me this mail a few months back...:P

Q80BOY

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Re: Technical Support Team!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 03:46:51 pm »
aaauh a poor computer geek complaining about his wife :P

my advice .. buy another computer!!!  ;)

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Re: Technical Support Team!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 07:18:58 pm »
i see, and where exactly can i find any good Girlfriend v 5.0 ? :P
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: Technical Support Team!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 08:00:42 pm »
lolz
 nice 1
<3 datz da way it izzzzzzzzzz <3